One Last Sincere Topic

[V M]

More shootings around this post than a 7-11.

Duck!!! Duck!!!....... Goose!!!

[Shana A]

still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo 

Z

[RebeccaFog]

still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo 

Z

after which, it is time for the Han Solo

[Shana A]

still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo 

Z

after which, it is time for the Han Solo

ba doom.... cymbal crash

Z

[Alyssa M.]

More shootings around this post than a 7-11.

Duck!!! Duck!!!....... Goose!!!

I'll take getting goosed over getting shot any day!

[Pica Pica]

still better than a drum solo.

When the drum solo is over, then it's time for the bass solo 

Z

after which, it is time for the Han Solo

Oh dear 

Time for a part of one of my female point of viewed short fictions...


I was wanking him off and caught myself wondering about the amount of wanking terms connected to Star Wars, it's quite incredible. For a start the 'hand solo', then 'shaking hands with Chewbakka', ''feeling the force', 'wielding the lightsaber' and of course, 'stroking Darth Vader's helmet.' I came to the realisation my sex life might be a little deficient.

Not that it really counted as a sex life. Darren was a roman catholic. A lapsed catholic, he believed in no sex before marriage but it was alright if I levitated his x-wing. The real pity was that as much as I was allowed to polish his droids, he was not to wake my sarlacc.

If I got bored of that I was allowed to suck him off. Now I forgave him his religious convictions but a religion that does not let you have sex but does let you suck him off is just spitting hairs.

[Pica Pica]

well everyone needs to compile lists of sci-fi soap opera masterbation puns some times. Sincerely.

[tekla]

Or religious ones, like 'boffin the Bishop' and 'strokin' the Cardinal'

[Pica Pica]

Or religious ones, like 'boffin the Bishop' and 'strokin' the Cardinal'

mine brain refuses to go there.

[tekla]

I'll leave you wacking the Wookie then

[V M]

Yodeling Yoda 

[Sandy]

This topic should be shot

We tried, but it keeps coming back!!!

Another slasher movie idea: "The thread that wouldn't DIE!!!!"

-Sandy
Post Merge: January 23, 2009, 08:02:02 AM

Now I forgave him his religious convictions but a religion that does not let you have sex but does let you suck him off is just spitting hairs.

Ah, yes, the last sound a pubic hair makes before hitting the floor.... 

Anyway, if you think about it, any male dominated religion would side with your boifriend.  It's not sex if it didn't penetrate and the woman got no joy out of it.  In that case it's just a bodily function.  But at least it *was* hetero!

-Sandy
Post Merge: January 23, 2009, 09:04:40 AM

Cindy
Well, who pays attention to my stuff anyway.

In this thread, Cindy, no one pays attention to anyone!  I do, however pay attention to your posts elsewhere.

-Sandy

[cindybc]

Thank you Sandy, I guess the reason I dropped it here was because when the light bulb lit up in the attic I just happen to be on this thread and added that at the bottom to bring attention to it. 

Again tanks, at least if someone paid attention to my post in here that should be an indication some at least read what I post, I am only just human, and at times I like to just simply share what's in my heart with others.

And I am quite aware there are times I get a we bit to deep and loose people, anyway I keep most of that kind of stuff in my blog now, so at least I know where to find it if I should need it for a reference. "Eh!" I talk to much.

Have a wonderful day all
Going back to work this afternoon.

Cindy

[Sandy]

Yodeling Yoda 

One that always made me smile was "boxing the clown".

The things we talk about...

-Sandy
Post Merge: January 23, 2009, 01:01:34 PM

Yodeling Yoda 

Brings a whole new meaning to "Do or do not!  There is no try!!!"

-Sandy

[Ell]

ew, death by thread sounds sew awful

[RebeccaFog]

I've decided to stalk Ell.   

[iminadaze]

Yodeling Yoda 

Brings a whole new meaning to "Do or do not!  There is no try!!!"

I have tried but it does not....well, not anymore.....perhaps if I use the force! 

[V M]

Yodeling Yoda 

Brings a whole new meaning to "Do or do not!  There is no try!!!"

I have tried but it does not....well, not anymore.....perhaps if I use the force? 

It is rather tricky 

May the force be with you......

[Jade H]

May the force be with you......

Or if GRS is on the cards for the near future -
"May your forcekin be with you...?"
At least that way the surgeon has more material to work with...

[NicholeW.]

Or religious ones, like 'boffin the Bishop' and 'strokin' the Cardinal'

Puffin the Pope?