A Company of Misfits

[RebeccaFog]

excuse me while I drain the company's accounts of all their funds.   

for, I am the Trickster and a Thief as well.   

[ZaidaZadkiel]

Oh no, Rebis is in the unemployed losers gang... oh well. ESMAG will help us out.

I want to be Director of Directions, they ask me where something is...I point at it. I will also sit on big settees with biscuits and potential investors and talk them into investing - oh and can I also be a head on a screen like Holly in Red Dwarf?...Oh and in charge of 17th century London, and anyone called Samuel.
Post Merge: February 02, 2009, 08:43:42 AM

Well, I seem to be an incurable procrastinator. And I am good at confusing people. Do you think there'd be a job for me in EGASM co ?

aloha zaddy.

Maybe I should give my director of directions to you. Confusion is a good thing, aids creativity.

Oh no, I couldn't handle pointing other people to a a direction, I'm never sure where up is. I mean, going up is to the left or to the right ?

I'd much rather be a Director of Directors. That way I could steer myself. (Would that make an infinite regress, btw ?)

[RebeccaFog]

excuse me while I drain the company's accounts of all their funds.   

for, I am the Trickster and a Thief as well.   

Your search showed no matches for funds - Or did you mean "Fun"?

I'll take that too, My Dear.   Thank you for the suggestion. 

[Bombi]

What about consultants?

[Lisbeth]

I'd much rather be a Director of Directors. That way I could steer myself. (Would that make an infinite regress, btw ?)

I think you and tekla belong on the Steering Committee Committee.

[tekla]

I'll get right on it after the meeting of the Advisory Group on Advisory Groups and my Planning Session where we need to plan future planning sessions.

[BunnyBee]

I'll get right on it after the meeting of the Advisory Group on Advisory Groups and my Planning Session where we need to plan future planning sessions.

Hm I think we should call a meeting to assess how your progress is progressing in those meetings.

[tekla]

Well the report on progress has been delayed but the report on delays has been moved up.

[BunnyBee]

Ooo sounds like a good reason to call a meeting.

TBH I just like to get somebody in a room and argue with them by reiterating what they just said, using different words.  It shows I was paying attention.

[tekla]

What I like best about meetings is getting there early to seize all the good doughnuts, drawing a very complicated Org-Chart, and then stepping out to take a very important phone call for the rest of the day.

[Lisbeth]

What I like best about meetings is getting there early to seize all the good doughnuts, drawing a very complicated Org-Chart, and then stepping out to take a very important phone call for the rest of the day.

Okay! You're board of director material.

[tekla]

Look, I'll have to get back to you on that, but I want your report on my desk before you leave today.

[BunnyBee]

What I like best about meetings is getting there early to seize all the good doughnuts, drawing a very complicated Org-Chart, and then stepping out to take a very important phone call for the rest of the day.

Oh no worries.  Once I get started I'm only speaking to hear the sound of my own glorious voice anyway .

[Shana A]

I think you and tekla belong on the Steering Committee Committee.

is there a parallel parking committee??

[tekla]

You can't leave, we haven't fired you yet.

[Ell]

i will assess asses.

[Eva Marie]

excuse me while I drain the company's accounts of all their funds.   

for, I am the Trickster and a Thief as well.   

Hey, maybe after that we can get a piece of the bailout!

[BunnyBee]

i will assess asses.

Oh good!  Tell me honestly, do these jean make me look fat??

[BunnyBee]

Can you shake it a little bit for us?

=P

Will I get a raise?

[tekla]

More than one I'm sure.