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A Company of Misfits

Started by Pica Pica, January 27, 2009, 05:14:20 PM

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BunnyBee

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Shana A

Quote from: Jen on February 03, 2009, 09:42:18 PM
Quote from: ell on February 03, 2009, 09:19:08 PM
i will assess asses.

Oh good!  Tell me honestly, do these jean make me look fat??

there's only one possible answer... no

Z

Post Merge: February 03, 2009, 10:54:09 PM

Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 03, 2009, 09:30:52 PM
Don't tell me Z got ticketed for parallel parking again.

It's OK, I mailed my tickets to Rebis  ;)

Quote from: riven_one on February 03, 2009, 09:38:45 PM
Hey, maybe after that we can get a piece of the bailout!

I think we should definitely get bailed out before we run the companies finances into the ground  :laugh:
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde


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Simone Louise

If we do get bailed out, the new law may limit us to $500,000 in salary and bonuses--certainly our compensation should not exceed that of Bill Clinton or Tom Daschle. Who among us can make do with so limited an income?

I toured the Kennedy Space Center. Our guide told us the astronauts used the training jets as company cars. Good thing no one's caught them flying to Washington to ask for a bailout.

Our guide also told us they need every kind of skill used in industry, but only the best of the best. I was going to write a description of the best of the best procrastinators, but that will just have to wait.

It rained Monday in Florida and snowed Tuesday in Massachusetts. I'm told it's the cloud over my head. No wonder Z can't parallel park; who can see the lines beneath all that snow.

Keep up the good work,
S
Choose life.
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tekla

I've been in close consultation with the Board of Directors on how anyone (well other than our minimum wage employees of course) could ever scrape by on a mere half mill per year.  Two words: Expense Accounts.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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BunnyBee

I have another idea. We could short ALL the company's stock, then run the company into the ground, and buy all the stock back for an enormous profit.  I think this would take care of our money probs for a while, especially if we can apply for some bailout money before buying it back.
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RebeccaFog


I've yet to receive one paycheck other than the ones I've stolen.  Someone is going to be reported for this.

Take the bailout money and use it to buy some small businesses
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Laurry

Quote from: Rebis on February 05, 2009, 11:01:47 AM
I've yet to receive one paycheck other than the ones I've stolen.  Someone is going to be reported for this.

No problem, we just "fixed the glitch"...now, let me just grab that Swingline stapler....
Ya put your right foot in.  You put your right foot out.  You put your right foot in and you shake it all about.  You do the Andro-gyney and you turn yourself around.  That's what it's all about.
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tekla

Sorry Rebis, I had you down as a phantom employee, and I've been cashing your checks, on the plus side, you don't actually have to show up at work.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Pica Pica

I've only been getting Is Owed Unto's
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: tekla on February 05, 2009, 01:40:08 PM
Sorry Rebis, I had you down as a phantom employee, and I've been cashing your checks, on the plus side, you don't actually have to show up at work.

Thank you.  I consider that a deal!
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tekla

The old joke about 'they pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work.'
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: Pica Pica on February 05, 2009, 03:02:05 PM
I've only been getting Is Owed Unto's

Not from me. I've been sending you napkins in your paycheck envelope.
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tekla

I've only been getting Is Owed Unto's

Try 'em with jam, your not getting enough fiber in your diet anyway.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Sephirah

Quote from: Pica Pica on February 05, 2009, 03:02:05 PM
I've only been getting Is Owed Unto's

So that's what it stands for. I always thought it was text speak, lol.

I O U
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Jaimey

Quote from: Laurry on February 05, 2009, 01:34:48 PM
Quote from: Rebis on February 05, 2009, 11:01:47 AM
I've yet to receive one paycheck other than the ones I've stolen.  Someone is going to be reported for this.

No problem, we just "fixed the glitch"...now, let me just grab that Swingline stapler....

yeah...i'm going to need you to...

did you get the memo?
If curiosity really killed the cat, I'd already be dead. :laugh:

"How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these." GWC
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Eva Marie

Quote from: Jaimey on February 05, 2009, 10:53:15 PM
Quote from: Laurry on February 05, 2009, 01:34:48 PM
Quote from: Rebis on February 05, 2009, 11:01:47 AM
I've yet to receive one paycheck other than the ones I've stolen.  Someone is going to be reported for this.

No problem, we just "fixed the glitch"...now, let me just grab that Swingline stapler....

yeah...i'm going to need you to...

did you get the memo?

Umm...... yeah.........
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Lisbeth

Quote from: Laurry on February 05, 2009, 01:34:48 PM
No problem, we just "fixed the glitch"...now, let me just grab that Swingline stapler....

Sounds like my first job when I worked for the University of Iowa. I was never hired, but since they paid me, it didn't matter. There was another guy in my department who was fired, but as they continued to pay him, that didn't matter either.
"Anyone who attempts to play the 'real transsexual' card should be summarily dismissed, as they are merely engaging in name calling rather than serious debate."
--Julia Serano

http://juliaserano.blogspot.com/2011/09/transsexual-versus-transgender.html
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tekla

Hawkeye eh?  I knew there was something wrong about you. 

tekla - 'clone to the bone
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Simone Louise

I did not start this thread, but it was based on a posting of mine. That posting was based on a strong conviction that many otherwise able and motivated people are like pegs that do not fit in the holes provided by large international corporations. They are misfits in that environment. Given a few accommodations, they can be star performers and the companies that realize that should have a competitive advantage.

Being allowed to wear comfortable clothes to work, for instance, is not a license to goof off. These accommodations, instead, should free the worker to do their best and should add to their motivation. I know from your postings that most of you are strong, dedicated, but frustrated performers.

Finally, I was just reading a posting in one of the other forums here, by a writer I deeply respect, that those who can put on the clothes of their birth sex when they go to work are not misfits. My observation reading your postings is that androgynes, whether or not they cross dress, are misfits who must dissemble to avoid abuse and discrimination.

God knows I like a joke as much as any of us and contributed to the hijacking of this thread. I am not seeking a political expression of our rights. I merely want to bring this thread back home by stating that androgynes and many others are misfits who could perform at a higher level if allowed to express their/our true selves.

With apologies for being serious,
S
Choose life.
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Pica Pica

no apology required, that was a lovely bit o' talking.
i have had two jobs that let me be myself and about fifteen where i steamrollered myself through anyway. I know which i prefer.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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