Inflatable Penis Scares Horse

[tekla]

I can't make this stuff up.

Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.

http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/744669.html


That's some great police work there Lou.

[findingreason]

Okay then.....wow....

[Hazumu]

I know that in the army it's a tradition that male soldiers are disallowed from carrying and using umbrellas for the reason that they 'scare the horses' -- even though the Army hasn't depended on horses since WWI.

No such proscription, though exists for female soldiers...

=K

[Constance]

This kinda reminds me of that line in the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missle:

I can leave it at home when I think it'll get me in trouble.

[Genevieve Swann]

Maybe the horse was a mare and the size scared her. Or, maybe the horse wasn't a mare and he thought Lorena Bobbit was in town.

[Genevieve Swann]

Karen, The Air Force still uses horses for patrolling the bases. They are more quiet than motorcycles and go over rough terrain.

[Jay]

Oh my god

Lmao

Jay

[Sophie90]

Lol, what a story!

[Hazumu]

Karen, The Air Force still uses horses for patrolling the bases. They are more quiet than motorcycles and go over rough terrain.

Beale AFB has cows.  Lots and lots of cows.

=K

[myles]

Even I would be afraid of a 5 foot long inflatable penis!
Myles