I can't make this stuff up.

Wichita police arrested three people in Old Town on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's horse.

http://www.kansas.com/news/breaking/story/744669.html


That's some great police work there Lou.

Okay then.....wow....

I know that in the army it's a tradition that male soldiers are disallowed from carrying and using umbrellas for the reason that they 'scare the horses' -- even though the Army hasn't depended on horses since WWI.

No such proscription, though exists for female soldiers...

=K

This kinda reminds me of that line in the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missle:

I can leave it at home when I think it'll get me in trouble.

Maybe the horse was a mare and the size scared her. Or, maybe the horse wasn't a mare and he thought Lorena Bobbit was in town.

Karen, The Air Force still uses horses for patrolling the bases. They are more quiet than motorcycles and go over rough terrain.

Oh my god

Lmao

Jay

Lol, what a story!

Quote from: Genevieve Swann on March 23, 2009, 03:42:53 PM
Karen, The Air Force still uses horses for patrolling the bases. They are more quiet than motorcycles and go over rough terrain.

Beale AFB has cows.  Lots and lots of cows.

=K

Even I would be afraid of a 5 foot long inflatable penis!
Myles