New Corrupt-A-Wish

[Mr. Fox]

Granted.  It's also poisoned.

I wish that I was telekinetic.

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted but it only works when you genuinely DONT want it to...

I wish that Sick of Sarah's CD ws available in Indiana

[Michelle.]

granted you added curry powder to water and had a curry popsicle for dinner.

I wish I had a partner who would take me to the new asian fusion bistro that recently opened near me.

[Michelle.]

Granted its taken away by the rattlesnake that is about to bite you.

I wish my laundry would put itself into the washer.

[stacyB]

Granted, unfortunately you are still in it... 

I wish my folks would stop asking me if I am ok..

[Christo]

I wish my folks would stop asking me if I am ok..

granted they dont wanna talk 2 u anymore 

I wish it was xmas 

[stacyB]

Granted, but you've been bad this year, so only coal in your stocking... 

I wish i could fall asleep tonite without bad dreams like the last couple nites...

[Michelle.]

Granted he's running after you, growling at you and barking right before he pounces on you for not serving him up hamburger for his dinner.

I wish my life was more exciting.

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted, you are now my friend's pimps crack addicted prositute's crack dealer. Welcome to the exciting like

I wish that I wouldn't have been the other woman.

[Feever]

Granted, you werent the other woman, your boyfriend was.  But you already knew that.


I wish I was the other woman.   

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted, you've become addicted to masturbation and become extremely jealous when you check out other people instead of your own reflection

I wish that people would support me as good as this bra does.



( Feever That was kind of harsh on my exboyfriend being the other woman... if he'd read that He'd cry)

[Michelle.]

Granted but this just keep growing and growing and growing and gro......

I wish that I had gone to bed an hour ago.

[stacyB]

Granted, you did. What follows is others who have stolen your identity and are now impersonating you... 

I wish I could develop a tougher skin when dealing with my ex... 

[kisschittybangbang]

Granted, you are now like "thing" from the fantastic 4 whenever your ex is around.

I wish that I had superpowers

[Michelle.]

granted it now sleets everywhere you go, even when inside.

I wish my seasonal allergies would stop.

[Feever]

Granted, your seasonal allergies have stopped, but you are now allergic to air.

I wish my job only required me to come in and pick up my money.

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted, but you only can play the Gilligan's Island theme or that 30-second jingle from Jeopardy.

I wish I had about $100 to drop at Hot Topic. 

[Michelle.]

Granted, it's nice finding about $100 on the floor at Hot Topic.

I wish I had more music to play.

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted, but you can now only play an abundance of songs that you absolutely despise.

I wish I was better at guitar.

[Michelle.]

Granted your "air" guitar skills are now legendary.

I wish that the grill hadn't run out of propane while I was grilling my steak.