Granted.  It's also poisoned.

I wish that I was telekinetic.

Granted but it only works when you genuinely DONT want it to...

I wish that Sick of Sarah's CD ws available in Indiana

granted you added curry powder to water and had a curry popsicle for dinner.

I wish I had a partner who would take me to the new asian fusion bistro that recently opened near me.

Granted its taken away by the rattlesnake that is about to bite you.

I wish my laundry would put itself into the washer.

Granted, unfortunately you are still in it... 

I wish my folks would stop asking me if I am ok..

Quote from: Stacy Brahm on June 07, 2009, 02:01:04 AM
I wish my folks would stop asking me if I am ok..

granted they dont wanna talk 2 u anymore 

I wish it was xmas 

Granted, but you've been bad this year, so only coal in your stocking... 

I wish i could fall asleep tonite without bad dreams like the last couple nites...

Granted he's running after you, growling at you and barking right before he pounces on you for not serving him up hamburger for his dinner.

I wish my life was more exciting.

Granted, you are now my friend's pimps crack addicted prositute's crack dealer. Welcome to the exciting like

I wish that I wouldn't have been the other woman.

Granted, you werent the other woman, your boyfriend was.  But you already knew that.


I wish I was the other woman.   

Granted, you've become addicted to masturbation and become extremely jealous when you check out other people instead of your own reflection

I wish that people would support me as good as this bra does.



( Feever That was kind of harsh on my exboyfriend being the other woman... if he'd read that He'd cry)

Granted but this just keep growing and growing and growing and gro......

I wish that I had gone to bed an hour ago.

Granted, you did. What follows is others who have stolen your identity and are now impersonating you... 

I wish I could develop a tougher skin when dealing with my ex... 

Granted, you are now like "thing" from the fantastic 4 whenever your ex is around.

I wish that I had superpowers

granted it now sleets everywhere you go, even when inside.

I wish my seasonal allergies would stop.

Granted, your seasonal allergies have stopped, but you are now allergic to air.

I wish my job only required me to come in and pick up my money.

Granted, but you only can play the Gilligan's Island theme or that 30-second jingle from Jeopardy.

I wish I had about $100 to drop at Hot Topic. 

Granted, it's nice finding about $100 on the floor at Hot Topic.

I wish I had more music to play.

Granted, but you can now only play an abundance of songs that you absolutely despise.

I wish I was better at guitar.

Granted your "air" guitar skills are now legendary.

I wish that the grill hadn't run out of propane while I was grilling my steak.