New Corrupt-A-Wish

[Janet_Girl]

Granted.  You are now laid off and expelled from school.  Start writing. 

I wish it would stop raining, snowing, blowing, and generally being terrible weather.

Janet

[V M]

I hear ya there....

Granted, You'll soon be complaining it's too hot

I wish my hair would stop turning gray

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted, it turns puke green instead. 

I wish homework was nonexistent.

[JakeGrimm]

((lol, no job and already not going to school. Lol))

Granted! But school gets longer.

Wish I could go to Findlay, Ohio. <3

[V M]

Granted... But there are no road maps available for the town

I wish my lil' butt was even cuter than it is now

[glendagladwitch]

Granted.  You now have just the cutest wittle baby's bottom, and the legs to match.  Maybe you'll learn to walk next year.

I wish this thread would never end.

[Osiris]

Granted, it'll go on forever, but you need to post your most embarrassing story for the world to see forever and ever.

I wish people would stop being so depressed.

[JakeGrimm]

granted, but now everyone is sickiningly happy.

I wish people would stop being dramatic. >.<

[V M]

Granted...All the drama queens are now back up singers and will happily sing everything you think or say in chorus

I wish my boobs would grow two more cup sizes

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted. As soon as they do, they become cancerous and fall off.

I wish the economy would straighten itself out.

[Janet_Girl]

Granted.  It is now the worst depression in history and it stay that way.

I wish that I had a lot better paying job.

[Osiris]

Granted, your job pays better but that's because you work triple the hours.

I wish my stomach would make up its mind on if it's hungry or not.

[JakeGrimm]

granted, but you're going to be hungry and stay hungry.


wish I could become invisible at will.

[Osiris]

Granted but becoming invisible makes you go blind and deaf aswell.

I wish this paint would freakin dry!

[V M]

Granted... The paint will dry into a rather freakish glob. Then you'll become obsessed with adding more paint until no-one knows what it is you've painted.

I wish frozen dinners actually tasted like food

[Unconditional Acceptance]

Granted. They taste like DISGUSTING food.  xD

I wish my brother would stop talking to me about D&D.

[fae_reborn]

Granted, but now your brother talks to you constantly about World of Warcraft instead :p

I wish the outcome that Janet said 6 posts ago about a permanent depression actually happens...maybe then we'll all learn something and build a world worth living in.

[Dante]

Granted. Permanent depression across the globe. But not only economically. All the people are depressed too, so no one is motivated enough to actually try, so we all perish.

I wish I knew what I said when I talk in my sleep.

[Osiris]

Granted, you stay awake so you know what you're saying at all times.

I wish I wasn't feeling sick.

[fae_reborn]

Granted, now everyone around you is sick instead.

I wish I had a new wardrobe.