Gah, you just like pissing DMs off don't you? LOL Kidding of course! Onetime, before I made all my Gnomes evil... actually I made them evil because of this. Anyway, onetime one of my players was playing a Sorcerer (same game as the Drow), at a tavern in the only city for miles around he asked the Gnome waiter for Chicken. My friend loves chicken... due to the fact that it was a frozen wasteland, they had no chicken. The poor Gnome told the sorcerer this, apologized and offered something he believed would taste the same. Then, the unexpected happened...
"No chicken?! I'm going to hit him over the head with my staff"
"Well your a sorcerer, so I guess that won't do too much damage. Alright if your sure, roll!" The sound of a rolling D20 followed.
"20"
"With bonuses right? Let me see that! My god.... alright roll again, everyone... lets pray for the Gnomes safety." Once again the die rolls.
"20"
"Your fu-kin kidding me... roll again! Dear lord... I'm so sorry Nobby."
"20, that's an instant kill isn't it?"
Deep sigh "Your staff comes down upon the poor gnomes head with a deafening crunch, the gnome, who had been no taller than 3ft, was now less than 1! His limp body slumps to the floor as everyone in the tavern, including your party stare at you in disbelief."
"No, chicken."
He's been hunted by Gnomes in every game since