Body Surgery?!

[umop ap!sdn]

lol im 5'11" i want to be 5'4"

Thpbbbbbt. I'm 6'1" and my hands/feet are large by any standards. You're lucky. 

Own your height for your height is your own.

[DarkLady]

It is hard to find beautifull shoes that are not too small. 

[Mister]

Yes.  Use photoshop.

[Audrey]

hmm well i have chopped a vw to make the roof shorter.........

Nurse, Get my my sawsall, STAT!!     

[tekla]

Sawzall?  Insist on the best.  Hell, for an extra ten bucks I'll even put a new blade in it.

[Paulina]

Maybe on October 3, 2235 it be possible to get that surgery....

or closer

[heatherrose]

hmm well i have chopped a vw to make the roof shorter.........

A woman after my own heart.

[Miniar]

no.
it's not possible
there is no doctor in existence that can shorten you
Learn to live with those part of yourself that you can not change.

[Terra]

no.
it's not possible
there is no doctor in existence that can shorten you
Learn to live with those part of yourself that you can not change.

Even if it wouldn't be a doctor's nightmare of malpractice threat the shear amount of surgery would be far to much for a body to handle. I think SRS is considered to be the at the limits of what a body can take with current technology. But not only that the bones you have and the way they are shaped are the product of years of evolution. They are highly complicated structures and though we know how to repair we do not yet know how to alter.

Yes, there was an experimental surgery to graft a dead hand to a new body. Yes it worked, sort of. Not only is it still plain to see where the graft was made, but last I heard only partial usage had been gained. But considering that the recipiant was an amputee iany usage was an improvment and step forward. In your case it would be a step backwards and no doctor could in good faith do that.

Maybe you should invest in prosthetics, who knows perhaps in a decade the practice of replacing limbs with cybernetics will be common place and you can get your body reduction surgery. As for now, learn to live with it.

[heatherrose]

is it possible to get surgery to...

Good one Sis. Ya, we take ourselves a little to seriously, sometimes.

Auhrite, wat wur gonna do es, sauw the top of yer hed ouff an root aroun
in thar wit a stik, an see ifin we cane fin that dadburn gender switch.

[cblucky21]

haha this post is ending up more funny than serious. omg you know what would really be cool if they could like make a blank human body and like put you in it. you could like look however you want and all this stuff that would be so COOL

[Naturally Blonde]

This is a crazy thread!

You can get lipo, butt implants, boob implants, cheek implants, rinoplasty etc but there is a limit to it.

Making hands smaller? I've not heard that one before...as far as I know it's never been done...but who knows?

[Ellieka]

You could always chop off your thumbs and pinky fingers.... that would make your hands smaller

[flygirl82]

lol @ matilda comment soooo funny, loves it

[Suzy]

Why don't you just bind your feet like the Japanese used to do?  As for the hands, come play with my lawnmower.  I promise they will come out smaller.



Kristi

[Michelle.]

I want a smaller head. So I went into the garage and placed my head in the vice grip, thightened it up pretty good. Two hours later and my head is no smaller. Plus I have a pounding headache and am now dehydrated as well.

I plan on using the woodchipper/mulcher to shorten my limbs this weekend. Does anyone foresee any difficulties with my planned weekend activities?

[Ellieka]

I want a smaller head. So I went into the garage and placed my head in the vice grip, thightened it up pretty good.

Reminded me of this three stooges episode.

The Three Stooges - Disorder in the Court 1/2 (1936)

The Three Stooges - Disorder in the Court 2/2 (1936)

[heatherrose]

Does anyone foresee any difficulties with my planned weekend activities?

Nope, sounds like you all over.

[Annwyn]

This thread is annoying and it's giving me a headache.  The OP is obviously a flaming troll.  Can we PLEASE lock this senseless thread?  I mean seriously, we all know what can and can't be done and this individual thinks it's okay to ask for advice and then deny the advice in favor of pitiful arguments that would be better taken up during a counseling session with a plastic surgeon.

[Michelle.]

Nope, sounds like you all over.

I'm thinking of starting my own at-home plastic surgery biz.
I have a few pool/spa products that could double as chemical peels.