Body Surgery?!

[heatherrose]

I'm thinking of starting my own at-home plastic surgery biz.

Do you have any appointments open for next Tuesday?

[Michelle.]

Yes, Heather, as it just so happens we do have an opening.

So, what don't you like about yourself?

I miss Nip/Tuck... that was one wacked out show!!!

BTW...hon' you look great in your avatar. Thankfully we specialize in "minor" work.

Take care... Mich'

[heatherrose]

So, what don't you like about yourself?

Thank-you for saying so, you are too kind.
"Nip/Tuck" was a little intense for me, being as delicate as I am.



I am actually pretty happy with myself, overall but it seems that no matter
how much I diet or exercise, there's this flap of unsightly flesh that I just
can't get rid of. Do you think you could do anything about it? I got like, a
bazillion dollars just layin' around and I don't know what to do with it.

Post Merge: July 15, 2009, 03:24:10 AM

...we specialize in "minor" work

You only work on kids?

[Princess]

well, i've heard some mtf on here say they lost some height on hrt. if you could actually shrink in height, then i don't see why your hands or feet can't be smaller. nero's right. lot's of female models are 5'11.

Sandy Allen

just be glad you aren't like her.

[tgirljuliewilson]

I've been waiting for the complete vagina transplant...all the way up to the ovaries...

If they ever need a volunteer, I'm here...

[Myself]

no.
it's not possible
there is no doctor in existence that can shorten you
Learn to live with those part of yourself that you can not change.

You're wrong
http://www.umm.edu/ency/article/002965.htm

Possible!
There are also ones to make you taller.
I remember reading somewhere it is covered by insurance (or some insurance).

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/medical/limb_shortening_procedures.htm
Press next to see other shortening procedures.

[Naturally Blonde]

You're wrong
http://www.umm.edu/ency/article/002965.htm

Possible!
There are also ones to make you taller.
I remember reading somewhere it is covered by insurance (or some insurance).

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/medical/limb_shortening_procedures.htm
Press next to see other shortening procedures.

This stuff is really geared for people with growth abnormalities or physical disfigurement. The general public would have a hard time trying to persuade these doctors to shorted their limbs for cosmetic reasons especially as their limbs are pefectely normal. Maybe in 20 years there would be a commercial solution?

[Myself]

I have read articles about people doing it for cosmetic reasons. I will try to find them later maybe.

[umop ap!sdn]

lot's of female models are 5'11.

I heard that models start at 6'.

[Annwyn]

I heard that models start at 6'.

But, being 5'2 still rawks.  Cuz I'm fun-sized.

[umop ap!sdn]

You're one of the lucky few.

[wannalivethetruth]

if i were you i'd get really skinny then u can look like a model ....lol

im 5'6

[Steffi]

I recently saw a documentary on tv about surgery on feet in LA - apparently girls can now have their feet smashed up and reconstructed shorter and slimmer so that they can wear the latest in slinky shoes!
...... discussion with the surgeon was interesting and it's a sure bet that hands are the next step 'cos "everyone knows that if you want to figure a persons age, look at the hands......"

[ginger39]

I've been waiting for the complete vagina transplant...all the way up to the ovaries...

If they ever need a volunteer, I'm here...

Here, here! I've got to second that notion.

In fact, I've desperately tried to work out a prototype for cloning one of those things if we ever get to the point of being able to grow organs. My plan is to use two cells and separate the X and the Y chromosomes. Take out the Y chromosome from one cell and replace it with the X chromosome from the other cell. That way it would be your cells and the risk of rejection would be minimal. Sounds doable to me.