REalized it wasn't mine!
I walked and the electric doors were just about to bust open as I was nearing them, and I saw a pair of legs walking on the other side of them, but for reason i thought they were my reflection. They were perfectly tanned, not too dark, not too pasty, shaved, clean, smooth, same height/length/form as mine, and same color shoes---which automatically made me think "HOT DAMN!? when did this happen!! I look like a girl!"...and then the doors open and the lady brushed by me...that was a big slap in the face/realization...
Have you guys ever had that happen before?