REalized it wasn't mine!
I walked and the electric doors were just about to bust open as I was nearing them, and I saw a pair of legs walking on the other side of them, but for reason i thought they were my reflection.  They were perfectly tanned, not too dark, not too pasty, shaved, clean, smooth, same height/length/form as mine, and same color shoes---which automatically made me think "HOT DAMN!? when did this happen!!  I look like a girl!"...and then the doors open and the lady brushed by me...that was a big slap in the face/realization...

Have you guys ever had that happen before?

as much of a let down that is, i've walked into work(busy casino) through the public lobby, been pointed to & laughed @, then found myself in front of ceiling to floor lenght mirrors & thought dang, i got off easy! 

I think it happened once a few years ago and I thought wow! not bad, but mostly I'm disappointed if I see myself, especially in random photo's where I look pretty awful and male. It's better if you smile but if you get caught in a picture un aware sometimes it's not so good. I'm aware I need FFS and age is catching up with me as well as I've noticed my face getting harder in recent years.