I've got a friend who made me watch both movies while she sat there in a 'Team Edward' t-shirt and went all googly-eyed whenever he came on screen. I mercilessly took the mick out of them all the way through, of course.

(Hey, when you've got a friend as fangirlish as that you've got no choice but to wind them up about it!)
Yeah, the movies were pretty shocking, though oddly not as bad as I'd expected because they were so easy to make fun of. The werewolf guy was cool until he cut his hair, after which he just looked like a dodgy porn star, in my opinion. That's not a major spoiler so I don't feel bad about posting it here. There were worse things but I'll stave off my complaints for now, in case there ARE any Twilight fans here who somehow haven't seen it.

I read maybe half of the first book and throughout it I was just thinking
he's a stalker. He's such a stalker. He's a massive stalker and OH GOD WHY IS HE WATCHING HER WHILE SHE SLEEPS, THAT'S JUST CREEPY so no, didn't think much of the books either. I agree with many here, Stephanie Meyer is an appalling writer.
Now let us hope my fangirly friend doesn't stumble across this...