QuoteThe USA has been grossly over-indulging since Thanksgiving
I know I have, but it's made me cuter. Now I'm only uglier than 4 out of the 7 sins, that's progress!
When I got my blood drawn the other day my doctor started chastising me for gaining weight and I just slapped my newly fleshed out butt and said "ain't it awesome!"
She just shook her head at me.