Its happened!!! I have fallen to the dark side of the Force.
I have fallen in love with a woman who likes to wear black all the time. She is so sexy! I will do whatever she says and will obey her every command.
I still need more hair removal and breast augmentation.
She is commanding me to go back to University and get a job. I love her so much I will do anything for her. I love myself with her around and I feel with her guidance I have a new Master!
I feel with her I will gain endless POWER!
Oh it feels sooooo good to be sexy and evil.
I denounce men and will destroy anyone who comes between our love. There will be only one! And its her.
I will not fail my new Master!
I see now the error of following the Jedi and I have fallen for a Sith Lady of immesurable beauty. She has the most sexy body and it is everything that I desire. No more shall I dwindle in the light of being a good person. I must face my fears and wipe them out with a single notion.
I feel so strong no one can stop me, not even death itself.
I have decided I will never get GRS. For obvious reasons....
MAY THE DARK SIDE BE WITH ME!!!!! For the Force is strong with me and I must obey my Master!
Do any of you dare to strike me down....
I didnt think so.
Im in LOVE and it feels so good, sooo good!!