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Celery makes you more attractive to women

Started by elvistears, May 13, 2010, 05:31:28 PM

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Zack

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elvistears

I like the suggestion that you eat celery right before heading out.  I used to hate the stuff, but it's because its often really stringy and tough.  Good crisp celery is a whole other thing.  With cream cheese.
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childofwinter

I like celery but I hate it when it gets all stringy.
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brainiac

Quote from: childofwinter on May 13, 2010, 07:09:25 PM
I like celery but I hate it when it gets all stringy.
Ditto.

Also, too bad the existence of pheromones in humans is still unproven.
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Silver

Quote from: elvistears on May 13, 2010, 06:01:08 PM
I like the suggestion that you eat celery right before heading out.  I used to hate the stuff, but it's because its often really stringy and tough.  Good crisp celery is a whole other thing.  With cream cheese.

Just hate the fact that celery is really, really good at sticking itself between my teeth.
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NessaJ

It takes more calories to digest celery than are in it, so eating it is like negative calories
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Rock_chick

Quote from: NessaJ on May 14, 2010, 02:47:23 AM
It takes more calories to digest celery than are in it, so eating it is like negative calories

So if you eat it while walking it's the ultimate diet food?
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Osiris

To avoid the nasty stringy bits use a potato pealer and peal away the ribbing (the outer skin don't worry about the underside of the stalk), then chop and serve with the dressing of your choice. Mmmmm. :D
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Laura91

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Silver

Quote from: Osiris on May 14, 2010, 04:58:16 PM
To avoid the nasty stringy bits use a potato pealer and peal away the ribbing (the outer skin don't worry about the underside of the stalk), then chop and serve with the dressing of your choice. Mmmmm. :D

Nah, the skin is not a problem. The strings are throughout it.
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Arch

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rexgsd

lol Arch.

yeah, good thing I hate celery 8P
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Arch

Whatever happened to flavorful, non-stringy celery, anyway? The stuff we get nowadays is horrible. I remember liking celery when I was a kid, and I didn't gag on the strings like I do now (if I don't remove them).

Hmm. Gotta do something about that gag reflex. Maybe I should practice on some celery...
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

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Megan

Quote from: elvistears on May 13, 2010, 06:01:08 PM
I like the suggestion that you eat celery right before heading out.  I used to hate the stuff, but it's because its often really stringy and tough.  Good crisp celery is a whole other thing.  With cream cheese.

How did you look even more handsome as a guy than me, transgendered and all?
You look like Robert Pattison.

<I'm in my avatar, pre-cutting my hair off, and I don't even look that handsome as a guy.
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NessaJ

Quote from: Helena on May 14, 2010, 04:45:53 PM
So if you eat it while walking it's the ultimate diet food?
Pretty much lol
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Osiris

I guess I'm the only one who doesn't get stringy celery. :P yeah there are some kind of stringy bits all throughout but the only ones that really bothered me were in the skin which I'd peal off. Then it's all good. :P
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brainiac

Quote from: Arch on May 14, 2010, 11:14:15 PM
Whatever happened to flavorful, non-stringy celery, anyway? The stuff we get nowadays is horrible. I remember liking celery when I was a kid, and I didn't gag on the strings like I do now (if I don't remove them).

Hmm. Gotta do something about that gag reflex. Maybe I should practice on some celery...
*snort*

And did you eat it with peanut butter and raisins ala Ants on a Log? I didn't notice the stringiness and aftertaste that much when it was smothered in that stuff...
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