You'll Get A Kick Out Of This

Julie Marie · November 26, 2006, 06:59:36 PM

I hear a very loud knock on the door. Something tells me it's someone I know. But I'm in the bathroom. Then I hear a key tapping on the patio door at the back of the house. Now I know it has to be someone I know.

I come out of the bathroom and see my ex standing outside. I let her in. She looks at me and gives me the once over and comments on how long my hair is getting. She wants to catch up on things, I offer her a drink and I sit and listen. That's the way it always was.

I was wearing a top that showed a touch of cleavage and as I leaned forward I caught her checking it out. Inside I just started laughing. She's pretty well endowed but NEVER showed it. One time I almost had to beg her to wear something low cut. In 23 years that was the only time she ever showed any cleavage.

So here I am with cleavage of my own and when she sees it she checks me out. The table turns. Gotta love it!

Julie

SusanKay140 · November 26, 2006, 07:15:47 PM

That's terriffic Julie. The old saying "What goes around comes around," is just true enough to really mean something when it happens. And you've got cleavage going on too! I'm jealous as well!

Susan Kay

Lori · November 26, 2006, 07:19:00 PM

I'd give a thousand dollars for her thoughts as she was looking. I wonder what was going through her mind? What was the expression on her face?

Ricki · November 26, 2006, 07:35:58 PM

Oh how sweet Julie like retribution in a busty sort of way! hehe lol

Very coolish!
Ricki

Hazumu · November 26, 2006, 08:23:46 PM

...and may you have many more such moments!

Karen

Sheila · November 27, 2006, 12:38:45 PM

Julie, what a way to boost the good old ego. Way to go girl. By the way I wish I had some cleavage that you are showing in your pictures. Oh well, I guess if I wanted to, I could go out and buy some. I just wish it came by naturally, like yours.
Sheila

Julie Marie · November 27, 2006, 12:58:15 PM

Quote from: Lori on November 26, 2006, 07:19:00 PM
I'd give a thousand dollars for her thoughts as she was looking. I wonder what was going through her mind? What was the expression on her face?

She glanced down then back up at me. She must have known I caught her. She sort of froze for a second. I know her very well and I could tell she was dying to talk about it. It was one of the few moments she was silent.

After that I made sure she knew exactly what was going on, you know, crossing the arms, pushing them together. HeeHee! One time I leaned towards her, over the counter, with my arms crossed, and just put it out there. I was such a tease! It was fun! I'm so bad! >

Julie

Dweia · November 27, 2006, 02:10:53 PM

Wow

I think I let my ex see something also

Ricki · November 29, 2006, 07:23:11 PM

Hey julie she could of tried to grope you or something....
Careful flashing those little love kittens around!
hehe..
R

Lori · November 29, 2006, 08:22:38 PM

I'm sure she is having some confusing thoughts and sorting things out right now in her mind. Invite her over and get drunk. I'm sure you will find out exactly whats in her head. I always tend to be more open when I get inhebriated. A couple of glasses of wine, and some girl talk....hee hee..

Julie Marie · November 29, 2006, 08:46:26 PM

Quote from: Lori on November 29, 2006, 08:22:38 PM
I'm sure she is having some confusing thoughts and sorting things out right now in her mind. Invite her over and get drunk. I'm sure you will find out exactly whats in her head. I always tend to be more open when I get inhebriated. A couple of glasses of wine, and some girl talk....hee hee..

OMG Lori! You must have been reading her mind! As soon as she walked in she asked me if I had any wine. When I said no she seemed disappointed. I offered her Hyptoniq and she had a glass but that was it. Maybe because I was just drinking water. Now I wonder if where you are going is where she was thinking of going. If so, that's wild!

Julie

Melissa · November 29, 2006, 09:06:17 PM

You should keep some wine around just for her. If you don't want to get drunk yourself, you could get creative with an empty wine bottle, a faucet and some food coloring.

Just do the pouring from the 2 bottles yourself.

Melissa

Julie Marie · November 29, 2006, 10:20:32 PM

Quote from: Melissa on November 29, 2006, 09:06:17 PM
You should keep some wine around just for her. If you don't want to get drunk yourself, you could get creative with an empty wine bottle, a faucet and some food coloring. Just do the pouring from the 2 bottles yourself.

Melissa

Melissa, I thought I was bad but you are down right devious. I love it! Any other ideas? >

Julie

Melissa · November 29, 2006, 11:29:40 PM

Oh, yes, I have a million of them. Put a little petrolium jelly on your breasts to give them a slight shine as to be a bit more noticable. Don't use too much though. She probably won't be able to take her eyes off them. >

Maybe you could burn a little incense beforehand to give a little relaxing feeling to the air to help get her talking and drinking.

Melissa

Sheila · November 30, 2006, 01:12:36 PM

Melissa, forget about the colored water. I would want to get drunk too. Maybe I would remember what happened but then who cares, right.
Sheila

Melissa · November 30, 2006, 01:16:29 PM

Quote from: Sheila on November 30, 2006, 01:12:36 PM
Melissa, forget about the colored water. I would want to get drunk too. Maybe I would remember what happened but then who cares, right.
Sheila

True, you could alway set up a hidden tape recorder or video camera if you don't want to have to bother with remembering on your own.

I told you I was full of ideas.

Melissa

Ricki · November 30, 2006, 07:32:20 PM

I would not recommend any illegal (GASP) drugs like marijuanna or anything..
hmm or did i just recommend that? Yikes!
I'm outta here...

hugs
R

KillBelle · December 17, 2010, 02:17:51 AM

that is totally hilarious

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