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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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PrincessKnight

#1260
June 25, 2012, 03:25:47 AM
Granted. This means that you spend a couple more minutes on the computer, during which time your PC is infected with viruses that download such disgusting porns that you vomit all over your computer and have to dip into your savings to buy a new one.

I wish I could afford the new Kingdom Hearts game. And the 3DS to play it on.
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jasper3

#1261
June 25, 2012, 03:30:50 AM
Granted but they were sold out so you decided to give the money you acquired somehow to charity. :) (not all bad, eh?)

I wish I had a cool silver and black  cane!
I'm getting a feely feel.. A feely feel that feels.... Feely O.o
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King Malachite

#1262
June 25, 2012, 04:10:23 AM
Granted but it's two inches long.

I wish I was on a train.
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Catherine Sarah

#1263
June 25, 2012, 09:23:11 AM
Granted
Unfortunately this train was on a siding with a broken set of points. So you never really moved, which sort of negates the whole wish

I wish I was a lion trainer.




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King Malachite

#1264
June 25, 2012, 12:30:37 PM
Granted but every lion you have to train just prefers to lay around and sleep so you get frustrated and quit. 

I wish I had longer and skinnier legs.
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jasper3

#1265
June 25, 2012, 06:04:49 PM
Granted, you starve yourself in hopes of your legs becoming skinnier and longer but your anorexia only caused your feet to become skinnier and longer. Everyone makes fun of you so you never go outside and whenever you look in the mirror you can only help but to tape a picture of long, skinny legs to each shin.

I wish I was a guitarist.
I'm getting a feely feel.. A feely feel that feels.... Feely O.o
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King Malachite

#1266
June 25, 2012, 06:11:48 PM
Granted but everyone else including yourself suddenly goes deaf so no one can hear you play.

I wish I had wings.
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Catherine Sarah

#1267
June 25, 2012, 08:50:10 PM
Granted.
As soon as they sprout you are caught up in a Katrina style hurricane which not only blows then off, you are blown away beyond the fartherest land, turning into a fire breathing dragon, without wings.

I wish it was summer so I no longer freeze when I go to the beach (Oh god here we go) looking for oysters (I must be pregnant)




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King Malachite

#1268
June 25, 2012, 09:03:20 PM
Granted.  However it's so hot that you won't feel like going to the beach and all the oysters melt.

I wish I was made out of a rock
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Catherine Sarah

#1269
June 25, 2012, 09:12:18 PM
Granted.
Immediately you are seen by a road construction company and are hauled away to a rock crusher where you are pulverised into dust to be mixed with concrete for road base.

I wish all the poor and starving people in the world; WEREN'T                 



(Sorry this wish can only have a happy ending)




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King Malachite

#1270
June 25, 2012, 09:24:34 PM
Granted but you had to sacrifice you life in order for your wish to happen.  At least you made millions of people happy. 

I wish I had bigger muscles.
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Catherine Sarah

#1271
June 25, 2012, 09:36:24 PM
Granted.
After an amazing session at the local gym, you developed biceps so large that it was impossible for you to move unaided. A local touring circus troupe saw you and thought you'd be an ideal side show attraction. They took you on and billed you as the hairiest man in town. The hair was obviously a by product of the excessive muscle mass.

I wish I was a famous brain surgeon




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King Malachite

#1272
June 25, 2012, 09:52:13 PM
Granted.  You were famous for so many law practice lawsuits because of the damage you did  so you had to flee to another country to save yourself from the people with pitch forks.

I wish I was a bucket of paint.
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Catherine Sarah

#1273
June 25, 2012, 10:02:10 PM
Granted
You were a very special bucket of paint, specially mixed for Royality, and you were duplicated and used through the land to everyones joy and delight. Unfortunately you were missing a vital ingredient that when you wre exposed to sunlight, you changed into the ugliest mission brown colour that made everyone so angry tht you were stripped from the land and recycled into fertilizer

I wish I was a Brides Maid




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King Malachite

#1274
June 25, 2012, 10:18:51 PM
Granted but you overslepted and missed the wedding you were supposed to be a part of.

I wish I had a bucket of money.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jasper

#1275
June 26, 2012, 08:40:36 AM
Granted, but it's the zombie apocalypse and there's nowhere to spend all the cash!

I wish I could see without glasses.
~Jasper~
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jasper3

#1276
June 26, 2012, 08:42:19 AM
Granted, but you have to wear contacts instead of glasses and they make your eyes red and watery and irritable.

I wish I had a better job than cleaning rich people's toilets.
I'm getting a feely feel.. A feely feel that feels.... Feely O.o
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King Malachite

#1277
June 26, 2012, 03:57:48 PM
Granted.  You are now cleaning rich people's underwear.

I wish my kitten wasn't so clingy.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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jasper3

#1278
June 26, 2012, 04:39:44 PM
As long as they're sexy people's underwear ;) haha kidding.

Granted. Your kitten is now trapped in a cage 24/7 and watered by a gerbil's water bottle and feed like fish, by opening a tiny opening of the cage and dropping the food in. At least it isn't clingy now. :(

I wish I could donate my house to St. Jude's hospital, it is a local hospital for children and cancer research (my dad won't let me lol)
I'm getting a feely feel.. A feely feel that feels.... Feely O.o
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King Malachite

#1279
June 26, 2012, 04:52:27 PM
Granted but it crumbles into pieces before it could be used for good.

I wish I had a pool in my yard.
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