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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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~RoadToTrista~

#700
October 09, 2011, 03:48:16 AM
Granted, but his new breasts turn out to be really hairy.

I wish Susan's was more active.
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Amaranth

#701
October 09, 2011, 04:13:54 AM
Granted, but it's invaded by an army of trolls and haters.

I wish I could climb the tree in my backyard without getting poison ivy rash.
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Lee

#702
October 09, 2011, 04:16:15 AM
Granted.  The tree is poison ivy free, but the rest of your yard is covered in it.
I wish I weren't becoming nocturnal.
Oh I'm a lucky man to count on both hands the ones I love

A blah blog
http://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/board,365.0.html
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justmeinoz

#703
October 09, 2011, 06:20:45 AM
Granted, you now stay awake all the time.
I wish I could drink more than 3 glasses of wine before I started to feel seedy.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Sage

#704
October 09, 2011, 01:08:53 PM
Granted, but then you build such a high tolerance that you can't feel 'seedy' even if you wanted to.   >:-)

I wish annoying people came with a 'mute' button.
"Be whoever you are, but be loud. Be completely fearless when you do it. That's the big thing. Just be a fearless person. A fearless artist, a fearless accountant. Whatever you want to be." - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

私は死にかむ。
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Keaira

#705
October 09, 2011, 03:24:01 PM
Wish granted.

But it only works for 30 seconds by pressing their belly button

I wish I had a plane that turns into a robot. ( been watching a lot of Macross this week)
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Walter

#706
October 09, 2011, 03:42:10 PM
Granted. You now have a plane that turns into a robot..but it doesn't turn into just any robot, it turns into a Decepticon

I wish I didn't have ovaries
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Sage

#707
October 09, 2011, 04:19:03 PM
Granted, but then you somehow magically turn into an octopus.   :laugh:

I wish I could think of something to draw/paint right now.  ???
"Be whoever you are, but be loud. Be completely fearless when you do it. That's the big thing. Just be a fearless person. A fearless artist, a fearless accountant. Whatever you want to be." - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

私は死にかむ。
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Keaira

#708
October 09, 2011, 05:08:00 PM
Granted!

You can now think of something to draw or paint. But your only medium available is on a 1 inch X1 inch scrap of paper and a purple crayon.
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Michelle.

#709
October 10, 2011, 12:17:17 AM
I wish that Keaira had left a wish for me to corrupt.
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Dante

#710
October 10, 2011, 12:48:20 AM
Granted. Congrats! You just caused a paradox.

I wish weekends were three days instead of two.





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Amaranth

#711
October 10, 2011, 12:53:32 AM
Granted, but now we all work less and make less money and the economy somehow sh*ts itself.

I wish I had a flask that refills itself.
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Keaira

#712
October 10, 2011, 02:15:36 AM
Granted.
you now have a flask that will refill itself. But it only refills with stale root beer.

I wish I had been born with a female body.
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Amaranth

#713
October 10, 2011, 02:20:45 AM
Granted...but you are now an FTM.

I wish my speakers didn't get ruined when I assaulted them with Bassnectar.
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Keaira

#714
October 10, 2011, 02:30:42 AM
Ouch! well corrupted! :D

Your wish is granted, but they burn out the next day from an unexplained power surge that also takes out your TV.

I wish there was no discrimination against anyone.
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Vee

#715
October 10, 2011, 02:56:42 AM
Quote from: Keaira on October 10, 2011, 02:30:42 AM
I wish there was no discrimination against anyone.
Granted, we're all smurfs now


I wish I wasn't so lazy today

p.s.Awesome thread.
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justmeinoz

#716
October 10, 2011, 03:13:29 AM
Granted, you are now a workaholic.

I wish my right breast was the same size as my left.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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V M

#717
October 10, 2011, 03:14:59 AM
Granted... You are now totally flat chested

I wish I could snap out of this melancholy state of being that I'm trapped in
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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justmeinoz

#718
October 10, 2011, 03:28:52 AM
Granted you can, and do.  Now everyone wants to know what the **** you are grinning for all the time.

I wish it was a nice day tomorrow so I can ride the new bicycle.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Keaira

#719
October 10, 2011, 05:24:43 AM
granted. it's 180 degree's outside and will be for the next 6 months with not a cloud in sight.

I wish I was a professional artist.
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