Corrupt-A-Wish

[V M]

Granted, but then you drop it on the ground and step on it

I wish the world wasn't full of people who think they need to step on everyone and everything

[Devlyn]

Granted, it only seems like it's filled with them sometimes.




I wish you'd come with me to the ice cream place for more.

[King Malachite]

Granted but the ice cream place has ran out of ice cream.

I wish I had a necklace made out of cheese.

[Catherine Sarah]

Granted.  Unfortunately while dinning at the most expensive restaurant in town, you are besieged  by a plague of mice who eat your necklace and the restaurant refuses to compensate you. You leave both hungry and without your "jewellery"

I wish I had an endless Hershey's chocolate malted.

[King Malachite]

Granted but it's only a picture in a magazine.

I wish someone would tell me a bed time story with a confusing ending.

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, but it's so confusing that you can't fall asleep because you're thinking about it too much.

I wish someone would make me breakfast.

[xander]

Granted. But breakfast is frogs legs and pig snouts.

I wish that I could gain knowledge from books simply by touching them.

[suzifrommd]

I wish that I could gain knowledge from books simply by touching them.

Granted. Unfortunately you accidentally picked up the book called "The physician's guide to human bodily fluids" and your appetite is totally gone.

I wish we could try on other bodies to see how they feel.

[Devlyn]

Granted. Unfortunately you accidentally picked up the book called "The physician's guide to human bodily fluids" and your appetite is totally gone.

I wish we could try on other bodies to see how they feel.

Granted. while you were in Bodies-R-Us someone backed into your car.



I wish my dog would learn to cook and have dinner ready when I got home.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but the pig cooks cleans and decides to get it's own apartment. It also sues you for back pay.

I wish I had more money and less work.

[King Malachite]

Granted.  However money is now useless and we all barter with rocks instead.

I wish there was a snake in my toilet.

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, but it's a poisonous snake and it bites your butt when you sit down.

I wish I was a hobbit and lived in the shire all happy! 

[Rachel85]

Granted, but it's a poisonous snake and it bites your butt when you sit down.

I wish I was a hobbit and lived in the shire all happy! 

Saruman has invaded and enslaved your people! Damn that sucks!

I wish my laundry was all done...

[King Malachite]

Granted but now the machine is broken.

I wish  I was an abused bucket.

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, but because you've been cracked during the abuse, you've been thrown in the garbage.

I wish I didn't drop my omelette on the floor.

[King Malachite]

Granted-  You drop it in the toilet instead. 

I wish I didn't feel so lonely.

[Rachel85]

Granted-  You drop it in the toilet instead. 

I wish I didn't feel so lonely.

Granted! You've been convicted of bucket abuse and are in prison. You have no time alone, nor a private moment until you get bail!

I wish Joffrey would die in Game of Thrones!

[King Malachite]

Yay!  That big burley guy over there looks interesting.


Granted.  Joffrey dies, but everyone around you is  crying so loud about it that it annoys you.

I wish I had a pet tapeworm in the bathroom sink

[LordKAT]

Granted, but a worm loving activist group has them put on a endangered list and raid your house to turn it loose in the wild.


I wish sleep would happen when I need it and not when it is time for work.

[LocustToybox]

Granted... You get lots of sleep every night before work, but you have terrible, hyper-realistic nightmares the whole time. Also, because you are sleeping so well, you can't wake up from the nightmares.
I wish I looked like Jim Morrison. BEFORE he got fat ad grew a beard.