Corrupt-A-Wish

[King Malachite]

Granted but all of the food you consume now tastes nasty.

I wish I wasn't addicted to sour candy.

[Rachel85]

Granted but all of the food you consume now tastes nasty.

I wish I wasn't addicted to sour candy.

Granted! The 12 month rehab was well worth it! Your dentist loves you.

I wish I had Mystiques' power from X-men (and no one goes blind!).

[King Malachite]

Granted but it causes the people around you to go deaf instead.

I wish I had a skateboard.

[Rachel85]

Granted! Everybody else gets a hoverboard!

I wish all my things were already packed to move next week.

[suzifrommd]

I wish all my things were already packed to move next week.

Packed. Moved. Shipped. You wanted them sent to northern Siberia, right?

I wish I were calmer.

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, but now people walk all over you.
I wish I could type faster and more accurately.

[King Malachite]

Granted but your computer  automatically dies each time before you have a chance to save.

I wish I had more grapes.

[CalmRage]

Granted but your computer  automatically dies each time before you have a chance to save.

I wish I had more grapes.

They're all covered with mold.

I wish i had someone to finish all of my school projects.

[Liminal Stranger]

They're all covered with mold.

I wish i had someone to finish all of my school projects.

Granted, my seven year old cousin was happy to help. Look, there's even a handprint on it! Can't say much about the content, though...

I wish my mother understood that there is no such thing as "a seedy underground community of freaks where the men dress up like women and the women go around saying that they're men".

[suzifrommd]

I wish my mother understood that there is no such thing as "a seedy underground community of freaks where the men dress up like women and the women go around saying that they're men".

Granted. A high-class out-in-the open community moves into your area of men who dress up like women and women who go around saying that they're men. They're so high-class that the property values soar and you can no longer afford to live there and have to move.

I wish workplace discrimination against trans people would stop.

[CalmRage]

Granted. A high-class out-in-the open community moves into your area of men who dress up like women and women who go around saying that they're men. They're so high-class that the property values soar and you can no longer afford to live there and have to move.

I wish workplace discrimination against trans people would stop.

Your wish is granted. However, as soon as you leave work, a group of Westboro Baptist fanatics attack you.

I wish my mood swings would disappear.

[Liminal Stranger]

Your wish is granted. However, as soon as you leave work, a group of Westboro Baptist fanatics attack you.

I wish my mood swings would disappear.

Granted. You now have a mood merry-go-round.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.

[Rachel85]

Granted. You now have a mood merry-go-round.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.

Granted! Tomorrow never comes! It is the Mayan apocalypse which we all had wrong by a few months!

I wish I had more privacy where I live.

[CalmRage]

Granted! Tomorrow never comes! It is the Mayan apocalypse which we all had wrong by a few months!

I wish I had more privacy where I live.

You're the only human in the block and wolves are after you.

[wrabbit]

lemme revive this thread.... the previous poster didn't have a wish!

I wish I could drive to my friend's house right now

[Tessa James]

lemme revive this thread.... the previous poster didn't have a wish!

I wish I could drive to my friend's house right now

Wish granted but you must drive a forklift.

I wish I could make you happy............

[SaveMeJeebus]

(Lets try this game)

Your wish is granted. You are making someone happy, but you don't know who....

I wish my belly talked to me...

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted but now your belly won't shut up.

I wish I was a loaf of bread...

Your wish is granted. You are now a loaf of bread, but you were burnt in the oven.

Who removed their post? I was going to quote you as well and fix myself

I wish the person that removed their post, felt the wrath of my thunder (Just kidding)

[MadeleineG]

Maddy reposts her thoughts...

You are a loaf of bread, but gluten-free. Ewww...

I wish I could remember my previous wish.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted but they aren't afraid of thunder.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Granted, but now there's mustard all over you. Yuck.

Maddy reposts her thoughts...

You are a loaf of bread, but gluten-free. Ewww...

I wish I could remember my previous wish.

Granted, you now remember you previous post, but you forgot why you posted it.




I keep forgetting to add my wish. I wish i was not so forgetful....