Corrupt-A-Wish

[DriftingCrow]

Wish granted, but everytime you remember something you normally would've forgotten, someone else is diagnosed with dementia. 

I wish I didn't get pimples.

[MadeleineG]

Granted. Now you get boils.

I wish my dog were better conversation (as an aside, I wish hadn't deleted this wish earlier)

Maddy

[V M]

Granted, your dog learns to speak and becomes a world wide sensation going on tour of all the various talk shows and lands a contract which affords it to get it's own place full of servants to wait on it hand and foot and never calls or visits you again

I wish I could breath normally without having to use inhalers on a daily/nightly basis

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, but shortly after you get rid of your inhalers, it's discovered that air pollution has become so horrible that we all must wear gas masks everyday.

I wish I did my laundry today.

[JillSter]

Granted! But the neighbor's dog got into it and now all your clothes are ruined.

I wish everybody would stop being so serious all the time.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Granted! But the neighbor's dog got into it and now all your clothes are ruined.

I wish everybody would stop being so serious all the time.

Your wish is granted. Everyone is now mute.

I wish a had a machine that made anything i wanted

[Danielle Emmalee]

Your wish is granted. Everyone is now mute.

I wish a had a machine that made anything i wanted

Granted, you just need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity and a flux capacitor to run it

I wish I was healthier without having to work for it

[MadeleineG]

Granted. The stock market just crashed.

The wish Canada and the US would sign a Schengen-like open-border agreement. (World's longest undefended waste of time and money)

Maddy

[Danielle Emmalee]

Granted. The stock market just crashed.

The wish Canada and the US would sign a Schengen-like open-border agreement. (World's longest undefended waste of time and money)

Maddy

Wish granted, Americans slowly invade Canada and take over

also lol, what does the stock market have to do with my health.

I wish I had a general idea of where my future is headed

[MadeleineG]

"I wish I was healthier without having to work for it"

stock market crashes --> unemployment --> no work

Granted. You're future is headed to Medicine Hat.

I wish western Canada were a bit more liberal.

[Danielle Emmalee]

lol I meant work out, not job work, I am already unemployed. but anyways....

Wish granted, however, you no longer live in Western Canada, you live in Iraq.

I wish my neck would stop hurting

[MadeleineG]

Sorry Casey. Maybe that was a little too oblique. 

How about this one...

Casey: "I wish I was healthier without having to work for it"
Maddy: "Granted. The government has redefined healthy. A BMI of 30 is now considered underweight, chocolate has been added as a food group, and daily sodium intake has been raised to 3000 mg.

I wish western Canada were a bit more liberal.

Maddy

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wish granted, however, you no longer live in Western Canada, you live in Iraq.

I wish my neck would stop hurting

[MadeleineG]

Granted. Your head now attaches directly to your shoulders.

I wish the HRT fairy would come and leave me a scrip in the middle of the night.

[DriftingCrow]

Granted but she leaves the wrong one and now you grow scales and a tail.


i wish food would cook itself.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Granted but she leaves the wrong one and now you grow scales and a tail.


i wish food would cook itself.

Food can cook itself now, but every time you go to pick food up it vanishes.

[King Malachite]

oh gosh I wish that too LearnedHand lol.

What about your wish SaveMe?

[SaveMeJeebus]

Doh! I am not used to wishing for things :/

I wish i could eat playdough

[Makalii]

Wish granted! you can eat playdough, but that doesn't change the fact that it will make you sick. xD

I wish I could do a better backbend.

[MadeleineG]

Granted. You're an invertebrate.

I wish that everything I wish comes true.