Corrupt-A-Wish

[Makalii]

Granted! Everything you wish comes true. This in itself could pose a major problem for you. xD

I wish I could shapeshift!

[Danielle Emmalee]

Granted! Everything you wish comes true. This in itself could pose a major problem for you. xD

I wish I could shapeshift!

Granted, only it takes 35 years for each shift to complete, so you are stuck between 2 forms for most of your life

I wish I had no body or facial hair

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, but unfortunately scientists were wrong and instead of the earth getting warmer, we suddenly go into an ice age! Now, people need body hair to stay warm and the most famous supermodels are taking hormones to grow large amounts of body hair.

I wish I lived in a country where it's socially acceptable to not shower daily (lol I know, I am disgusting, but don't worry, I am heading for the shower. . .   )

[Makalii]

Granted! You live in a primitive hut village in the rainforest, and you must abide by their taboo codes as you struggle to survive.

I wish I could fall incredible distances without injuring myself!

[MadeleineG]

Granted. You achieve escape velocity and fly off into space.

I wish every day were a bit longer.

[King Malachite]

granted but you find absolutely nothing to do with that extra amount of time

I wish I were alive in the 80's.

[MadeleineG]

Granted. Welcome to Andalucia, circa 1484. Do yourself a favour and avoid the Inquisition.

I wish I could read minds.

[Makalii]

Granted. Good luck making friends now. x)

I wish I could walk through walls.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted, Makalii, but when you walk through walls you will be covered in dirt

I wish i had wishes that couldn't be corrupted

[NathanielM]

Granted! Everytime you wish for something, even just in a flash of thought it wil be granted, see how long you'll hold out without wishing for something you didn't really want...

I wish I was a merman :p

[MadeleineG]

Granted.



I wish I had wings.

[Tessa James]

Your wish is granted and your wings carry you to such fabulous places that you never return home

I wish my transition was as fun for others as it is for me.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately a meteoroid is about to hit Earth.

I wish i knew Wayne Knight

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, you are hired as his personal accountant, but he frames you and you become imprisoned for tax evasion and fraud. (and then, you both get eaten by dinosaurs  ).

I wish I exercised this morning instead of sleeping in.

[NathanielM]

Granted, you excercised but pulled a muscle. Ouch!

I wish I lived in an awesome Tree House

[MadeleineG]

You do... and your forest is about to be clear-cut.

I wish they would stop clear-cutting old growth forests.

[DriftingCrow]

Wish granted, but only because all the fairies turned evil and took over the world, now humans are slaves. 

I wish I didn't have to retake the MPRE.

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wish granted, but only because all the fairies turned evil and took over the world, now humans are slaves. 

I wish I didn't have to retake the MPRE.

Wish granted, you become an evil bloodsucking lawyer

I wish I knew 10 years ago what I know now.

[MadeleineG]

Granted. You revert to age 17, intellectually.

I wish I felt more awake.

[Makalii]

Granted! You have thirteen coffees and have acquired insomnia.

I wish I had a tail!