Corrupt-A-Wish

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted. You now have a tail but it's connected to your chin.

I wish i could download instantly.

[Liminal Stranger]

Granted...but your wifi adapter breaks in every device you own containing one.

I wish I could have a cyborg body that wouldn't fall apart.

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wish granted, but your doll no longer wants to live with you.

I wish I could just skip all the in-between stuff and just become who I am inside already.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately you are now 54 

I wish i could live forever

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wish granted but you still age. Ever wonder what a 900 year old man looks like?

I wish my wishes would stop being corrupted

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted, but you no longer have any wishes left now 

I wish i could travel at the speed of light

[wrabbit]

you travel at the speed of light!!! and crash horribly

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted. You don't have to go to work tomorrow but you will need to make up the time.

I wish my Mum a Happy Birthday

[MadeleineG]

Granted. You will be mute for the next twelve months!

I wish that domestic air travel weren't such a hassle.

[CalmRage]

Wish granted, but your next plane will crash horribly.

I wish i could sing like Ian Gillan did in the 70s

[LocustToybox]

Wish granted, but your face now resembles a diseased pancreas and you will die within the next five years.
I wish I could be the next doctor.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Your wish is granted. You are now the next Doctor to appear in Casualty (It's a medical drama).

I wish i never clicked on LocustsBlotters tumblr 

[suzifrommd]

Your wish is granted. You are now the next Doctor to appear in Casualty (It's a medical drama).

I wish i never clicked on LocustsBlotters tumblr 

Granted. You have no fingers.

I wish I didn't have to move.

[mikaelmackison]

I wish I didn't have to move.

Granted.  You spend the foreseeable future at home, in a catatonic state.

I wish life were less complex.

[SaveMeJeebus]

I granted your wish. I have erased you from existence 

I wish i could do magic

[LocustToybox]

Wish granted, but you have to pay for an hourly subscription, which is 283,000 dollars.

I wish senpai would notice me.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Granted. He notices the bad odor that follows you around.

I wish fireworks shot out of my nipples

[Danielle Emmalee]

Granted. He notices the bad odor that follows you around.

I wish fireworks shot out of my nipples

Personally I think that wish is corrupted in itself, I can't see that being pleasant even for a masochist, but,

wish granted, the aim isn't all that great and they end up destroying things and hitting you in the face

[edit: forgot to post my wish]

I wish I was 40lbs lgihter

[Makalii]

Granted. You just lost one leg and one arm in a freak pony riding accident.

I wish there was an easier way to tell my friends that I'm a girl.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. You now have a tattoo on your forehead saying, "I'm a lady".

I wish i was a wizard