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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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SaveMeJeebus

#1560
August 07, 2013, 05:58:20 AM
Your wish is granted. You now have a tail but it's connected to your chin.

I wish i could download instantly.
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Liminal Stranger

#1561
August 08, 2013, 12:26:53 AM
Granted...but your wifi adapter breaks in every device you own containing one.

I wish I could have a cyborg body that wouldn't fall apart.




"And if you feel that you can't go on, in the light you will find the road"
- In the Light, Led Zeppelin
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Danielle Emmalee

#1562
August 08, 2013, 12:32:56 AM
Wish granted, but your doll no longer wants to live with you.

I wish I could just skip all the in-between stuff and just become who I am inside already.
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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SaveMeJeebus

#1563
August 08, 2013, 04:11:21 AM
Your wish is granted, but unfortunately you are now 54  :P

I wish i could live forever
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Danielle Emmalee

#1564
August 08, 2013, 04:15:20 AM
Wish granted but you still age. Ever wonder what a 900 year old man looks like?

I wish my wishes would stop being corrupted
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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SaveMeJeebus

#1565
August 08, 2013, 04:52:40 AM
Your wish is granted, but you no longer have any wishes left now  :P

I wish i could travel at the speed of light
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wrabbit

#1566
August 08, 2013, 05:44:01 AM
you travel at the speed of light!!! and crash horribly :(

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
theamazingwrabbit.deviantart.com to see my arts and crafts :U
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SaveMeJeebus

#1567
August 08, 2013, 05:48:30 AM
Your wish is granted. You don't have to go to work tomorrow but you will need to make up the time.

I wish my Mum a Happy Birthday
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MadeleineG

#1568
August 08, 2013, 07:05:04 AM
Granted. You will be mute for the next twelve months!

I wish that domestic air travel weren't such a hassle.
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CalmRage

#1569
August 08, 2013, 12:44:05 PM Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 02:07:48 PM by Achilles' Last Stand
Wish granted, but your next plane will crash horribly.

I wish i could sing like Ian Gillan did in the 70s
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LocustToybox

#1570
August 08, 2013, 11:22:14 PM
Wish granted, but your face now resembles a diseased pancreas and you will die within the next five years.
I wish I could be the next doctor.
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SaveMeJeebus

#1571
August 09, 2013, 06:47:13 AM
Your wish is granted. You are now the next Doctor to appear in Casualty (It's a medical drama).

I wish i never clicked on LocustsBlotters tumblr  :-X
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suzifrommd

#1572
August 09, 2013, 08:57:02 AM
Quote from: SaveMeJeebus on August 09, 2013, 06:47:13 AM
Your wish is granted. You are now the next Doctor to appear in Casualty (It's a medical drama).

I wish i never clicked on LocustsBlotters tumblr  :-X

Granted. You have no fingers.

I wish I didn't have to move.
Have you read my short story The Eve of Triumph?
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mikaelmackison

#1573
August 09, 2013, 09:56:20 AM
Quote from: suzifrommd on August 09, 2013, 08:57:02 AM

I wish I didn't have to move.

Granted.  You spend the foreseeable future at home, in a catatonic state.

I wish life were less complex.
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SaveMeJeebus

#1574
August 09, 2013, 02:12:44 PM
I granted your wish. I have erased you from existence  >:-)

I wish i could do magic
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LocustToybox

#1575
August 09, 2013, 03:19:53 PM
Wish granted, but you have to pay for an hourly subscription, which is 283,000 dollars.

I wish senpai would notice me.
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SaveMeJeebus

#1576
August 09, 2013, 06:21:22 PM
Granted. He notices the bad odor that follows you around.

I wish fireworks shot out of my nipples
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Danielle Emmalee

#1577
August 09, 2013, 06:30:27 PM
Quote from: SaveMeJeebus on August 09, 2013, 06:21:22 PM
Granted. He notices the bad odor that follows you around.

I wish fireworks shot out of my nipples

Personally I think that wish is corrupted in itself, I can't see that being pleasant even for a masochist, but,

wish granted, the aim isn't all that great and they end up destroying things and hitting you in the face

[edit: forgot to post my wish]

I wish I was 40lbs lgihter
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Makalii

#1578
August 09, 2013, 08:22:48 PM
Granted. You just lost one leg and one arm in a freak pony riding accident.

I wish there was an easier way to tell my friends that I'm a girl.
- Circus Girl
- MtF
- Pre-HRT (for now)
- Call me Maka  ;)

For how could I ever ask someone to love me as a woman for my body, if I can't even love my body as a woman for myself?
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SaveMeJeebus

#1579
August 10, 2013, 05:56:38 AM
Wish granted. You now have a tattoo on your forehead saying, "I'm a lady".

I wish i was a wizard
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