Corrupt-A-Wish

[LocustToybox]

Granted. You are Dumbledore and you get killed.
I wish that I could kill all the transphobes and not have to spend a pesky life-sentence in jail.

[ZoeM]

Granted. You are Dumbledore and you get killed.
I wish that I could kill all the transphobes and not have to spend a pesky life-sentence in jail.

Granted. You get twenty-one consecutive death row sentences instead.

I wish I had a pet llama.

[LocustToybox]

Granted, but the llama chews off your ears while you are asleep.
I wish I didn't have to fill out surveys to access certain websites.

[Emmaline]

Granted... pending your application to the wish Depot in triplicate....  fill in this form.

I wish I was Olivia Wilde... but lesbian.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, but i don't find you attractive. 

I wish i had a bubble machine

[Keaira]

You get a bubble gum machine in the mail from Bertie Botts. It contains an endless supply of gum balls. the flavors are Tabasco Sauce, Marmite, Vomit  and Ear Wax.

I wish my van wasnt broken

[King Malachite]

Granted but someone highjacks it in preparation for GTA V and you never see it again.

I wish I had a kimono

[Emmaline]

Wish granted.  You had a kimono. You no longer have one.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Jenny07]

Granted

You get infinite wishes, but they are all the same.
You wanted a more female voice and got Julia's!

You know who I mean. Ouch!

I wish for a new pussy cat.

[Zoe Louise Taylor]

I wish for a new pussy cat.

Granted, you get a new pussy cat

But it turns out to be a lion cub and grows up and eats you! :/

I wish i could win the lottery

[Emmaline]

Granted.  You win the lottery and the shock kills you.

I wish the star wars prequels never happened.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, the Star War prequels never happened but instead George Lucas made terrible spin-offs; 'Yoda: How I Became a Jedi', 'Boba Fett: The Assassination I Regret', 'Chewbecca: The Force Within Me'.

I wish i had a bubble machine (bubbles, not bubble gums  )

[LocustToybox]

Granted, but the bubbles are made of hydrofluoric acid.
I wish I was happy with my voice and body.

[Tessa James]

Your wish is granted and you are so deliriously happy that your friends "can't stand it" and become distant

I wish for nothing and work for what is needed

[suzifrommd]

I wish for nothing and work for what is needed

Granted. You look around. Every thing you ever had is gone. You literally have ... Nothing.

Time to get to work...

I wish my upcoming move will go smoothly and quickly.

[Kaitlin4475]

wish granted... discover new place has rodent problem and thieves stripped all the copper
I wish I had cute set of boobies and a cute but average jane body

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, but your boobs are constantly leaking milk everywhere

I wish I had a disco ball

[Makalii]

Granted! You have just received a disco ball, it has a 2 inch diameter.

I wish I had a prescription for HRT, (of the appropriate assortment, quantity, and type!)

[Tessa James]

Wish granted but.....oh never mind you can read about all kinds of problems with HRT right here.  ;-)

I do wish my favorite brother would visit

[King Malachite]

Granted bur he steals from you and is no longer your favorite brother.

I wish I had more money to buy the video games I want.