Corrupt-A-Wish

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. Everyone can now read minds so be careful.

I wish I could lick my elbow

[JillSter]

Granted. You now have an arm on your face.

I wish I didn't have scars on my legs.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. You have moles instead now.

I wish I didn't have scars as well :/

[Night Haven]

Wish granted. You're invisible; soon you'll be on the run from government-endorsed mad scientists.

I wish... I could fly.

[DriftingCrow]

Wish granted, but unfortunately because of horrible pollution, humans die instantly if they leave their cone huts. 

I wish I had three day weekends.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, but you have to work overtime during the week.

I wish I had all the time in the world to do whatever I want to

[MadeleineG]

Wish granted, but you have to work overtime during the week.

I wish I had all the time in the world to do whatever I want to

Granted. Alas, your time freezer is jammed in the on position.

I wish that I weren't constantly bombarded by advertising.

[JillSter]

Granted. Now you're constantly bombarded by yellow snowballs.

I wish it would stop raining.

[MadeleineG]

I wish it would stop raining.

Welcome to Mars!

I wish money grew on trees. Literally.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted. Most people become hostile trying to gather money.... You get killed by me

I wish I had I could erase things from my memory

[MadeleineG]

Granted. Your hippocampus trots away to the stables.

I wish the world were flat.

[Lajs]

Wish granted, but in order to become flat the world had to be squashed out - like dough under a rolling pin - so now everybody is paper thin and dead.

I wish I could play the Cello.

[MadeleineG]

You can... as long as it's tuned in fourths! Hah!

I wish I could travel back in time.

[Lajs]

Granted. You travel back to before the earth existed and, having no way to travel forwards again, you freeze and implode in the lonely vacuum of space.

I wish my house had a secret passage!

[MadeleineG]

Granted. Your house is now a Klein Bottle.



I wish that my banjo would stay in tune.

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish grated, but whatever you play sounds awful.

I wish there was a Pokemon game with all the regions

[LordKAT]

Granted but all the Pokemon die in a hell type fire.

I wish my bad luck would come to an end.

[Emmaline]

Luckily a piano falls on you, ending you run of bad luck.

I wish I could make you all happy

[SaveMeJeebus]

Wish granted, but at the cost that you will never be.

I wish my new card arrived tomorrow

[Danielle Emmalee]

It did arrive tomorrow, only by the time you get there it wont be there anymore....

I wish the next person's wish on this thread is the same as mine.