Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jenny07]

Granted
I get you a $100 gift voucher for Sanity.

I wish to be slightly more annoying

[DriftingCrow]

Granted, you're more annoying but people like to hang out with, and bother you all the time, because now you're a rich celebrity and everyone wants to have the high life rub off on them.

I wish I could just snap my fingers and things would clean itself like in Mary Poppins. **snap, snap** 

[suzifrommd]

I wish I could just snap my fingers and things would clean itself like in Mary Poppins. **snap, snap** 

It works great. So well, in fact, that you spend most of your time all day every day searching for stuff that got magically put away heaven knows where.

I wish school administrators would realize that every hour a teacher spends in a meeting is an hour taken away from activities that actually benefit students.

[LordKAT]

granted, but you do it so well that they double your class size

I wish I could read minds sometimes.

[Tessa James]

Granted (and you did add that qualifier of "sometimes") but sometimes you hear too much and decide to become a hermit living far from our tedious thoughts.

I wish that you all were here to party with.  Its the Labor Day weekend!

[LordKAT]

I came to party, but everyone was called to evacuate.



My hermit shell needs redecorating. I wish someone new a good cheap home decorator for hermit shells.

[ComplicatedMe]

Wish granted, but he only works one day a year so it'll take him years to do it.

I wish everything I like came in my size.

[King Malachite]

granted but it's too expensive for you

I wish I was a smart person.

[wrabbit]

*poof* you're now a genius but horrendously ugly!

I wish I had a never ending bowl of ramen

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wow, I totally forgot about this thread

Wish granted only you can't stop eating it and your whole life is all about eating ramen

I wish the world was the way I want it to be

[Darkie]

The world is the way you want it to be, but you are trapped in a bunker underground.

I wish I had a beautiful house in a small town.

[Keely Mcbain]

I wish I had a beautiful house in a small town.

Your wish is Granted!
Unfortunately it's the Only nice house in this small town that has attracted a large group of thugs and criminals.

I wish I had some nice tasty Bacon.

[Xhianil]

Your wish is Granted!
Unfortunately it's the Only nice house in this small town that has attracted a large group of thugs and criminals.

I wish I had some nice tasty Bacon.

Wish granted!
Only the bacon is rotted partly and you get AIDs from it.

I wish i was a pretty, long living, happy girl.

[Keely Mcbain]

I wish i was a pretty, long living, happy girl.

Granted. Although. something goes wrong with the tansition and you're now a wish you where a guy.

I wish I was a more confident person.

[Darkie]

You're now a more confident person but everyone is intimidated by your confidence and shys away from you.

I wish I had unlimited money.

[Xhianil]

You're now a more confident person but everyone is intimidated by your confidence and shys away from you.

I wish I had unlimited money.

Wish granted, go to the nearest blackhole and reach in to collect.

I wish for the ability to cause spontaneous human combustion to those who hate me.

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wish granted but you start to feel the guilt of killing people that have children and other loved ones who care about them, you begin to hate yourself and therefore spontaneously combust as well

Wish I could be part of that woooooooooooooooooooooooooorld

[lovelessheart]

wish granted. you now live in a world where humans are the ants and ants are the humans.                                    i wish he loved me.

[Danielle Emmalee]

Wish granted, he loves you but you realize for you it was just a crush

I wish I had control over everything.

[Xhianil]

Wish granted, you now control everything, but now nothing functions without you controling it and billions die.

I wish for a tasty, fresh cooked, BLT.