Corrupt-A-Wish

Darkie · September 23, 2013, 08:40:14 PM

Quote from: Xhianil on September 23, 2013, 08:24:08 PM
Wish granted, you now control everything, but now nothing functions without you controling it and billions die.

I wish for a tasty, fresh cooked, BLT.

You are given a fresh BLT but later find out the B doesn't stand for Bacon. It stands for Baby.

I wish I could have a penguin named Pengy-san.

Xhianil · September 23, 2013, 11:15:02 PM

Wish granted, sadly the penguin has rabies and eats your face.

I wish for a heart smily, as in <3.

King Malachite · September 23, 2013, 11:17:01 PM

Granted but it only lasts for a day.

I wish all of the "guests" would come back here.

Xhianil · September 23, 2013, 11:18:40 PM

Wish granted, all the guest come back, along with every spammer.

I wish for mars.

Danielle Emmalee · September 24, 2013, 12:36:25 AM

You own the planet, but since you can't get there or do anything with it, it doesn't mean anything.

I wish for a tasty steak dinner

King Malachite · September 24, 2013, 12:39:21 AM

Granted but you have to cook it.

I wish I had a ballon that was popped.

Xhianil · September 24, 2013, 12:44:06 AM

Granted, it mutates into a moster that gets revenge on you for popping it.

I wish for the deed to the USA.

lovelessheart · September 24, 2013, 07:09:18 AM

wish granted. but the world has ended two seconds ago so everything is now nothing. i wish my hair would grow down to my butt whenever i want.

Robin Mack · September 27, 2013, 04:22:00 PM

Granted, but now your torso shrinks as well, so your hair and butt meet in the middle.

I wish for an edible, tangible, delicious (to me) chocolate chip cookie.

lovelessheart · September 28, 2013, 12:09:30 PM

wish grated but everything that is good to you now will be nasty and everything nasty to you will be good. i wish i was a mermaid

Xhianil · September 28, 2013, 03:27:48 PM

Wish granted, only you get a fish body and a humans legs.

I wish the drinking age was 15 in the USA.

MadeleineG · September 29, 2013, 01:31:28 PM

Granted. Fifteen martian years, that is.

I wish my dog would go walk herself.

calico · September 29, 2013, 07:34:04 PM

Granted your dog can walk herself, but someone calls the pound and she is picked up.

I wish the IRS would disappear, and the letter they sent me

Emmaline · September 29, 2013, 07:57:12 PM

Granted. The irs and all their communications are now invisible to you. They however can still see you.

I wish it was legal to punch people who stop at the top of escalators.

Danielle Emmalee · September 29, 2013, 08:22:46 PM

Hate to corrupt a wish that I agree with....but

Wish granted but its also legal for them to punch back

I wish I knew Jesus

lovelessheart · September 29, 2013, 10:15:35 PM

wish granted. you punch people but you feel the pain. i wish i won could win the lottery

Danielle Emmalee · September 29, 2013, 11:11:34 PM

Quote from: lovelessheart on September 29, 2013, 10:15:35 PM
wish granted. you punch people but you feel the pain. i wish i won could win the lottery

Am I invisible?

wrabbit · September 30, 2013, 08:13:44 PM

No you're not~ i gotcha

You now know Jesus, but he's actually a large fishlike creature, not at all like you expected him to be

I wish I could fly (not like in a plane, i mean like my body can fly~!)

Robin Mack · October 01, 2013, 08:48:50 AM

Wish granted, but now you get horribly airsick.

I wish for a nice, frosty root-beer.

suzifrommd · October 01, 2013, 11:45:41 AM

Quote from: robinmack on October 01, 2013, 08:48:50 AM
I wish for a nice, frosty root-beer.

Granted. It's frosty. Really frosty. In fact it's a solid block of ice. You fall asleep waiting for it to melt. When you wake up you have one of those creases on your face from sleeping on something textured that takes all day to go away.

I wish I could have just one day without painful drama.

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