Corrupt-A-Wish

[Lauren5]

Granted, but for some reason Stephen Harper becomes president for life and nothing can happen to him because of it.

I wish I didn't have to pay for the essential women things that normally your mother buys for you the first time.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but you won a years worth in a contest you never entered and they gladly promote their stuff with your name in public media.


I wish I knew where I am going to be by next summer.

[JillSter]

Granted. Welcome to HELL!

I wish dogs and cats would unite!

[BurningBrilliance]

Granted. Welcome to HELL!

I wish dogs and cats would unite!

Granted but they unite to destroy our homes, it's pet anarchy (at least for dogs and cats). They're dumping the litter box on your bed, leaving presents on the couch, and what happened to your cousins canary, the one he loves more than you?

Kay, it's my turn. I wish I was invisible.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but my genie powers suck and it turned off gravity whenever you are invisible.


I wish for peace.

[JillSter]

Granted. The world disarms, everyone becomes friends, and aliens enslave the human race.

I wish I could shape shift!

[LordKAT]

Granted but the bones never quite make it and you are left as a flesh bag of bones.


Inner peace Please!!!!

[Tessa James]

Granted absolutely but you become bored after the first million years of it

I wish I could meet you

[Tessa James]

Granted as That's already happening too but she chooses to be demure and less revealing?

I wish for normal intestinal flora

[JillSter]

It's summer, but you're on Mercury.

I wish people were friendlier to strangers.

[Mariax]

It's summer, but you're on Mercury.

I wish people were friendlier to strangers.

Granted! Complete strangers will smile at you all... day... long.

I wish the laundry would fold itself...

[LordKAT]

Granted but origami laundry isn't fun to unfold for wearing or fit in a dresser drawer.



I wish for a way out of my dismal existence .

[Xhianil]

Wish granted, you get mine.

I wish for a gun.

[LordKAT]

Granted, it is still summer, but you never asked about leaving that other planet and so you remain.


I wish for 2 lavender tuxes and 1 gorgeous lavender dress for Amy.

[Mariax]

Granted, it is still summer, but you never asked about leaving that other planet and so you remain.


I wish for 2 lavender tuxes and 1 gorgeous lavender dress for Amy.

Granted! You both get picketed by Elton John because you make lavender look better than he ever could.

I wish the morning train wasn't so crowded.

[LordKAT]

Granted, you are on the sole train to nowhere.


I wish I made sense in my own mind.

[MadeleineG]

Granted, but you don't make sense at all in the outside world. 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but now you have so much spare time on your hands that you bore yourself to death.

I wish I were better at easing others mental anguish.

[Tessa James]

Granted with an amen on that one for our fellow travelers so seriously in pain.  With anguish universally resolved however, people forget how to cope and reach out on their own

I wish you and I could make a rescue visit to Texas

[LordKAT]

I wish you and I could make a rescue visit to Texas

Me too. So instead of granting it, I'm adding my wish to yours.