Corrupt-A-Wish

[Umiko]

Granted. All your mail got sent to the wrong address on a different continent
I wish i didnt have to wake up so early today

[LordKAT]

Granted because gypsy caused time to stop.

I wish I knew what I was planning to do next. This timelessness is making things difficult.

[immortal gypsy]

Nice coming back from an earlier post . Granted. You remember it was conspiracy to overthrow the government. Now caught your in federal custody till the end of time.
I wish someone would bring me back to life

[LordKAT]

granted, but now time just keeps looping so you die and get back up, over, and over and over ....

I wish everything made sense.

[Umiko]

Granted. You lost all perceptions and senses of whats real and whats fake.
I wish my phone wouldnt die so often

[LordKAT]

Granted. You lost all perceptions and senses of whats real and whats fake.
I wish my phone wouldnt die so often

that is more like the opposite of my wish.

granted, it dies permanently.

I wish to not wish any more.

[ForceMustang]

Granted. But you become a stone.

I wish i could go to San Fransisco now

[V M]

Granted... You board a trolley that never stops to let anyone off but keeps loading more and more people on and are forced to constantly eat Rice A Roni

I wish I had a decent acoustic guitar 

[HoneyStrums]

Granted, but it gets stolen in less then a week.

I wish I had a horse

[immortal gypsy]

Granted you pick it up from the taxidermist tomorrow.

I wish I had coworkers that new what they where doing

[V M]

Granted... They all quit and become strolling minstrels who perform on horseback and leave you alone to be the only one who knows what they are doing there

I wish my computer had a better ability to play online radio stations

[HoneyStrums]

Granted, bur you speakers fail, and you have to use head phones

I wish people didn't argue with other people for feeling the same as them about something

[Catherine Sarah]

Granted.  Sadly that didn't stop the arguing at all. People then chose to argue with other people for feeling different from them about everything. Which worsened the situation to a degree everyone in the world spent more time arguing than eating. Needless to say mankind became extinct shortly after Maccas went broke from not selling burgers "do-you-want-fries-with-that.

I wish there was a bridge between Earth and Mars. I'd like a nice weekend away sometime.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but the Martians end up being rather maleccntric and offer you the elevator to Venus.

I wish I could meet so many lovely people in person.

[Umiko]

Granted. those people turn out to be aliens who try to do weird experiments on you
i wish i could change my eye color

[Dee Marshall]

Granted. The whites of your eyes are now red.

I wish I could change my mood.

[LordKAT]

Granted, but now it changes so often that bipolar doesn't even scratch the surface.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[SarahM777]

Granted but once you realize that your back no longer hurts,you jump up for joy and land on your ankle wrong,and it now needs to be in a cast for six weeks.

I wish all the outside work I have to do would be done for the year.

[Umiko]

Granted. A huge fire breaks out, burning everything to ashes
wish i didnt feel so heavy right now

[Catherine Sarah]

Granted. Fortunately a truck bearing a load of helium stopped by and pumped you so full of helium you floated up through the stratosphere outbound towards space and beyond galaxies yet to be discovered, needless to say, you were never seen again.


I wish ther were no international time zones so I don't have to stay up all night talking to others in their day time.