Corrupt-A-Wish

[ForceMustang]

Granted. But they speak nonsense in your ears all day and all night long, and you're now completely insane and obsessed with pineaples.

I wish i had seen a unicorn once.

[Kova V]

Granted, you saw a unicorn with madusa riding atop. You are now turned to stone.
I wish I was immortal and forever young.

[Dee Marshall]

Granted, you saw a unicorn with madusa riding atop. You are now turned to stone.
I wish I was immortal and forever young.

Granted. Until the universe dies you'll be six months old.

I wish I were in Dixie. (Hooray, hooray!)

[immortal gypsy]

Granted but your wearing Union Blue

I wish for astronomical cosmic powers

[Umiko]

granted. a black hole sucks you to an alternate dimension where there is unicorns and and animals singing the happy song
i wish i had mosr control over my lightning magic xD

[Kova V]

Granted. You not only have complete control over lightning but actually become lightning and are sucked into the nearest electric outlet where you become trapped in a rechargeable battery plugged into the wall in the other room.
I wish for a dish of squishy fish.

[SarahM777]

Granted but they turn out to be plastic squeeky toys.

I wish I was done with cleaning out my blackberry patch.

[LordKAT]

Granted, all blackberry patches are now bare but you are covered with so many thorny scratches that you are bandaged head to toe and can't enjoy the summer outside.

I wish my fingers weren't dyslexic.

[Codia]

Granted, mind you now you're tyrirlby lecdysix yuersofl

I wish when I slept with a book under my pillow I'd remember the information absorbed throughout the night

[Ravensong]

Granted, but now you are blind and unable to read normally.

I wish I had my musical instruments with me.

[Marcel]

Granted, but your instruments are broken.
I wish I could have the girl of my dreams.

[Ravensong]

Dang You!!!  Argh!!!!

So...Granted, only she can't stand you and loves your best friend.

I wish I could BE the girl of my dreams.

[Kova V]

Granted. You are the girl of your dreams in real life but you've fallen into a deep sleep and can never wake up again.  You are trapped in your own dreams!
*sings*
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I'd really like to be, cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me!

[LordKAT]

Granted, but you went the way of the hotdog and, well, face it, was covered in kraut and devoured.

I wish I mattered in ways that matter to me. Long story.

[Catherine Sarah]

Granted.

Sadly, on your way home from the office one late spring day; you were caught in the most strangest cosmic disruption ever seen or recorded. This spontaneous disruption caused all matter to become anti matter and subsequently, immediately disappeared without a trace, you included. You were never seen or heard of ever again.
So we'll never know if you lived happily ever after.

I wish I was a bright little dew drop on a warm summers day.

[Serenahikaru]

Wish granted, but you evaporate.
I wish I was one of those anime catgirls

[ForceMustang]

Granted, but you can't stop dancing and singing 'Caramel Dansen'.
I wish my friends could know what i feel and that i didn't need to explain it to them

[HoneyStrums]

granted, now you feel nothing, and have nothing to explain, but they repeatedly ask, how can you feel nothing. and they get abgry when you keep asking what is feel?

I wish, I WENT shopping more

[immortal gypsy]

Granted. However no matter how many times you go shopping you always seem to come back with the same things:
A lefthanded screwdriver
Tin of checked paint
Bag of steam

I wish this cold wasn't going straight through my uniform

[ForceMustang]

Granted . Now you're naked !
I wish there was no traffic on the roads when i drive