Granted. But they speak nonsense in your ears all day and all night long, and you're now completely insane and obsessed with pineaples.

I wish i had seen a unicorn once.

Granted, you saw a unicorn with madusa riding atop. You are now turned to stone.
I wish I was immortal and forever young.

Quote from: Kova V on June 11, 2014, 02:32:21 PM
Granted, you saw a unicorn with madusa riding atop. You are now turned to stone.
I wish I was immortal and forever young.

Granted. Until the universe dies you'll be six months old.

I wish I were in Dixie. (Hooray, hooray!)

Granted but your wearing Union Blue

I wish for astronomical cosmic powers

granted. a black hole sucks you to an alternate dimension where there is unicorns and and animals singing the happy song
i wish i had mosr control over my lightning magic xD

Granted. You not only have complete control over lightning but actually become lightning and are sucked into the nearest electric outlet where you become trapped in a rechargeable battery plugged into the wall in the other room.
I wish for a dish of squishy fish.

Granted but they turn out to be plastic squeeky toys.

I wish I was done with cleaning out my blackberry patch.

Granted, all blackberry patches are now bare but you are covered with so many thorny scratches that you are bandaged head to toe and can't enjoy the summer outside.

I wish my fingers weren't dyslexic.

Granted, mind you now you're tyrirlby lecdysix yuersofl

I wish when I slept with a book under my pillow I'd remember the information absorbed throughout the night

Granted, but now you are blind and unable to read normally.

I wish I had my musical instruments with me.

Granted, but your instruments are broken.
I wish I could have the girl of my dreams.

Dang You!!!  Argh!!!!

So...Granted, only she can't stand you and loves your best friend.

I wish I could BE the girl of my dreams.

Granted. You are the girl of your dreams in real life but you've fallen into a deep sleep and can never wake up again.  You are trapped in your own dreams!
*sings*
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I'd really like to be, cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me!

Granted, but you went the way of the hotdog and, well, face it, was covered in kraut and devoured.

I wish I mattered in ways that matter to me. Long story.

Granted.

Sadly, on your way home from the office one late spring day; you were caught in the most strangest cosmic disruption ever seen or recorded. This spontaneous disruption caused all matter to become anti matter and subsequently, immediately disappeared without a trace, you included. You were never seen or heard of ever again.
So we'll never know if you lived happily ever after.

I wish I was a bright little dew drop on a warm summers day.

Wish granted, but you evaporate.
I wish I was one of those anime catgirls

Granted, but you can't stop dancing and singing 'Caramel Dansen'.
I wish my friends could know what i feel and that i didn't need to explain it to them

granted, now you feel nothing, and have nothing to explain, but they repeatedly ask, how can you feel nothing. and they get abgry when you keep asking what is feel?

I wish, I WENT shopping more

Granted. However no matter how many times you go shopping you always seem to come back with the same things:
A lefthanded screwdriver
Tin of checked paint
Bag of steam

I wish this cold wasn't going straight through my uniform

Granted . Now you're naked !
I wish there was no traffic on the roads when i drive