Corrupt-A-Wish

[Double_Rainbow]

Granted, but you'll have to settle with Eckridge....and no weenie mobile.

I wish I could build a turtle fence.

[justmeinoz]

Granted. The town council give you a permit to build a turtle fence, but it is now illegal to catch turtles.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.

[Double_Rainbow]

Granted, but it is opposite day so you only get a bad, tepid diet Shasta.

I wish this forum had better smilies.   

[Tad]

Granted. But then people become so addicted to them that they spam the forums with smiley posts.

I wish my dad was more accepting.

[Glenn]

Granted, but it is opposite day so you only get a bad, tepid diet Shasta.

I wish this forum had better smilies.   

Granted! 

Granted. But then people become so addicted to them that they spam the forums with smiley posts.

I wish my dad was more accepting.

I can't grant that but I can offer a hug hansom! 

Granted your Dad suddenly becomes more accepting of you but he starts to demand you join a foot ball team take up hunting and fishing and that you do all future repairs on his car.

I wish I were 25 years younger

[Tad]

hehe that'd be fine Simone. Already do some of that stuff. XD

Granted, but 25 years younger puts you back into pre transitioned life.

[Dante]

You forgot your wish Tad. 

[Tad]

I wish that my ovaries would fall out. XD

[April Dawne]

Granted, your ovaries fall out... of your mouth, followed by your uterus

I wish I could find a job faster

[Dante]

Granted, you have a job; shoveling manure.

I wish my shoulder wasn't hurting really bad.

[Double_Rainbow]

Granted, you get a shoulder massage to help with the pain.............from EDWARD SCISSORHANDS!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could get my tax refund check already!

[Dante]

Granted, it's for $1.

I wish I could have any music album I wanted for free.

[pixiegirl]

Granted, but you go deaf later that day.

I wish the world had a working teleport system

[Lee]

The system accidentally teleports itself to another galaxy where curious aliens are beamed to Earth and subsequently destroy humanity.

I wish I weren't terrified about coming out.

[Karla]

Granted! But after a world apocalyptic event that leaves only you, there's nobody to come out to anymore.

I wish I could have babies.

[Double_Rainbow]

Granted, you have 11 babies...all with Hugo Weaving's head!

I wish I could play the Sitar.

[Dante]

Granted, but for some reason, every time you play, you scream "Dance, water! Dance!" and then 10 copies of yourself made out of water show up and attack you. (Sorry, Kingdom Hearts reference  )

I wish tomorrow was Friday.

[April Dawne]

Granted, it's Friday but all your plans have fallen through and you now have absolutely nothing to do all weekend

I wish I could understand men better

[Mr.Hyde]

Granted, but now you're one of them, so you can't understand women.

I wish I could loose some weight!

[sigmafan]

Granted, but now you're one of them, so you can't understand women.

I wish I could loose some weight!

Granted.  You no longer have any internal organs and will forever be known as boneless Hyde.

I wish I had every single Castlevania and Mega Man game in the world.