Corrupt-A-Wish

[justmeinoz]

Granted. The Vet prescribed Cat Valium. It now spends all day lying on it's back with a silly look on it's face.
I wish it had not been so cold in Melbourne today.

[Anon]

Granted, instead it was 120 degrees and everyone skipped work to go surfing, leaving the city completely unattended.


I wish I could find someone to do my homework for me!

[Gingertrap]

Granted, but the 6 year old who did your homework wrote boobies for every answer and you were suspended for lewd behavior.

I wish my estrogen dose was finally increased.

[April Dawne]

Granted; your estrogen is increased, but now your anti-androgens are off, requiring more bloodwork to sort it out.

I wish the next person's wish would go uncorrupted.

[R3i]

granted, but a time paradox occurs and the universe is destroyed

i wish my roommates's puppy would stop trying to bite me

[Fighter]

Granted. Your roommate's puppy is now a grown dog. That still bites you.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted, I'm gonna choose for you, and I say that you wish for a muffin. *steals muffin* ^.^

I wish I was a smurf, and I lived in Smurf Village with all my smurf friends.

[bballshorty]

Granted, but all your smurf friends left you for me because you're a lazy smurf.
I wish I can grow taller.

[Lily]

You're now 14 feet tall and can't get through most doors.

I wish Steve Jobs came back from the dead to lead a zombie army in a war against Microsoft.

[Dante]

Granted, but Microsoft wins.

I wish that this Corrupt-a-Wish thread will stay open for a long time!

[Lily]

Granted, but now everyone's corrupted wishes happen to you as well.

I wish I could save 15% on car insurance.

[Amaranth]

Granted, but now a talking gecko bugs you all day long.

I wish marijuana was finally legalized.

[Michelle.]

Granted. However your locale goes even further than the Dutch. Your weed contains Negative 10% THC.
check out the BBC for the article

I wish for a Sugar Daddy.

[~RoadToTrista~]

Granted.



I wish I could physically stick my tongue down my throat.

[Sage]

Granted, but then your tongue decides that it wants to be soul mates with your esophagus, and leaves your mouth and never comes back, saying that your mouth never loved it like your espohagus could.  (Wow, apparently sleep deprivation aids in the corruption of wishes!  Huzzah!)

I wish my girlfriend were here with me.   

[Dante]

Granted, but her ex-lover is, too.

I wish The Sims Social didn't make you build everything you buy. X(

[Fighter]

Granted, but now everything costs real money . And it costs twice as much if it already DID cost real money!

I wish my feet weren't so big .

[Sage]

Granted, but now your feet are so small you need a magnifying glass to trim your toenails.

I wish I had a pet rat.

[Fighter]

Granted, but it's a male and it pisses everywhere it goes. And I mean everywhere. Oh, and it likes to get ornery with your hand.

I actually used to own rats, so did my sister . I'm not joking about males pissing everywhere they go, though .

I wish that when I died my wish to have my casket dropped out of a flying airplane while on fire right into my funeral plot would come true. Apologies if that takes a while to digest.

[Amaranth]

Granted, but the fire spreads before it's dropped and brings the plane down.

I wish Justin Bieber would hit puberty.