Corrupt-A-Wish

[Dante]

Granted, you are given immunity from bad luck. However, people start to wonder how nothing bad ever happens to you, and they become suspicious and start rioting outside your house.

I wish I owned a house.

[Abstract]

Granted, you are given immunity from bad luck. However, people start to wonder how nothing bad ever happens to you, and they become suspicious and start rioting outside your house.

But that would be bad luck...
Unless it leads to something good...right?

I wish I owned a house.

Granted but the house is on mars.

I wish I could shape-shift back and forth between anything while maintaining mental clarity.

[Venus-Castina]

I wish I could shape-shift back and forth between anything while maintaining mental clarity.

Yet each time you do shortens your life with 1 year...


I wish I could fly.

[Lily]

You can fly, because gravity is now nonexistent.

Unfortunately, this causes the atmosphere and oceans to drift away into space.

I wish I had a swimming pool of rice pudding.

[Joeyboo~ :3]

Granted, I make it for you though c:
You get food poisoning which leads to your death due to my horrendous cooking.


I wish I could shape shift!

[Akashiya Moka]

Granted.

~You shape shift into a cat, but find yourself unable to change form ever again. You are adopted by me, and spend the rest of your life trying to escape my crazy affection for cute kitties. Be prepared to be cuddled & kissed to death, and for me to play with your whiskers & paws even though it annoys you!

I wish I had an edible giant hamburger as big as a house, that would never grow stale or moldy. (Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking either)

[JenJen2011]

Granted. But instead of you eating the giant edible hamburger, it ate you!

I wish my white clothes are always super white with no stains what-so-ever.

[Jasper]

Granted. But now they're also all radioactive and thus are unsafe to wear.

I wish I was never thirsty.

[Dante]

Granted, your body acquires the ability to make its own water. However, to maintain this ability, you have to eat twice as much, and you are constantly hungry.

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[Abstract]

Granted, you now have so much to write about you don't know where to start.

I wish i had the ability to have anything i think of happen only when i want it too.

[Dante]

Granted, you're in high school.

I wish my 3D animation project was already done.

[Fighter]

It's done, but it's a very poor quality piece of work.

I wish it wasn't going to snow here.

[JenJen2011]

Granted. Before the snow hits the ground, it converts into rain and it ends up raining A LOOOOOT! So much that while you're sleeping, the water level reaches 500ft and you drown.

I wish I had a pet pig.

[Joeyboo~ :3]

Granted, but you then learn a valuable lesson about owning a pig as a pet. There's a reason why they're so cute, so you don't murder them and turn them into bacon when they poop every 10 seconds.


I wish finding a job was easier.

[Abstract]

Granted half the worlds population dies due to a virus... there is no plenty of workers needed...

I wish I new the best thing for me to do in this life, and how to do it.

[valkyrie256]

Granted. You learn the best thing for you to do in life, and how to do it. However, you are physically unable to carry it out.

I wish I was never confused about my gender.

[Abstract]

How can it be the best thing for me to do if I cannot do it?

[Abstract]

Granted, they are all asleep but snore ridiculously loud... it sounds like an earthquake or volcano erupting...


I wish I could live for as long as i wanted to, and could meanwhile heal from any damage back to my original present human form...

[Felix]

Granted, but healing from damage for some reason doesn't include the ability to forget anything. So you live as long as you want but with memories you don't want to live with.

I wish I could visit Narnia.

[V M]

Granted, but it's all been burned to a crisp

I wish a certain friend of mine wasn't so damn rude to me