Corrupt-A-Wish

justmeinoz · December 30, 2011, 04:01:52 AM

Granted, he now has excruciating body odour and you are stuck next to him on a 13 hour bus trip.

I wish I had a plate of Garlic Prawns.

Ryuu · January 02, 2012, 07:59:14 PM

Granted, but the waiter tripped and dropped them - along with a glass of red wine - onto your lap. Too bad you were wearing your nicest clothes!

I wish my dinner would get done quicker, I'm going to piss off my family at this rate.

Joeyboo~ :3 · January 03, 2012, 08:06:10 AM

Granted, but when you weren't looking rat poison fell in there and you accidentally send them all the hospital..

I wish my throat stopped hurting.

Dante · January 04, 2012, 03:38:20 AM

Granted, now your back hurts.

I wish I could learn any language just by reading each word once.

justmeinoz · January 04, 2012, 03:55:33 AM

Granted, then you realise that Finnish has words that are umpteen letters long, and forget the whole idea.

I wish the wind would stop blowing a gale.

fionabell · January 04, 2012, 04:04:08 AM

Granted, but the wind was the only thing propping you up as you walk against it so you fall over forward.

I wish I was magically skinny again

Dante · January 05, 2012, 01:23:36 AM

Granted. Your culture now considers fat women to be sexy.

I wish that I get this cool watch I want.

Keaira · January 05, 2012, 03:24:46 AM

Quote from: Dante on January 05, 2012, 01:23:36 AM
Granted. Your culture now considers fat women to be sexy.

I wish that I get this cool watch I want.

Granted. you get the cool watch, but it is broken. On the plus side, the time is right on it twice daily.

I wish I actually owned a dress.

King Malachite · January 08, 2012, 01:18:00 PM

Granted. Cats were playing in it though so now it is flea infested.

I wish I was an anime character.

xander · January 08, 2012, 03:55:20 PM

Granted. You are Fat Buu from DBZ.

I wish I didn't have a toothache.

King Malachite · January 08, 2012, 09:00:50 PM

Quote from: xander on January 08, 2012, 03:55:20 PM
Granted. You are Fat Buu from DBZ.

I wish I didn't have a toothache.

Granted. The tooth gets rotten and falls out numbing the pain.

I wish I had a cheesecake.

xander · January 08, 2012, 09:52:39 PM

Granted. But one of the main ingredients is ass hair.

I wish I had a new video game.

King Malachite · January 08, 2012, 09:57:12 PM

Quote from: xander on January 08, 2012, 09:52:39 PM
Granted. But one of the main ingredients is ass hair.

I wish I had a new video game.

Granted. Your new video game will have so many glitches that it will freeze it everytime.

I wish I had facial hair.

Michael Joseph · January 08, 2012, 11:00:58 PM

granted. but its everywhere, covering every inch of your face.

i wish it would snow

King Malachite · January 08, 2012, 11:04:49 PM

Granted. There will be yellow snow everywhere.

I wish I wasn't tired right now.

Dante · January 10, 2012, 01:18:17 AM

Granted, you are so awake, you're super hyper and can't even blink.

I wish I had more time to play games and watch anime.

King Malachite · January 10, 2012, 01:26:22 AM

Granted but video games and anime has all been outlawed now.

I wish I had a peach soda.

Dante · January 10, 2012, 01:41:32 AM

Granted, the peach soda falls out of the sky, hits you on the head, then sprays all over your lap.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

King Malachite · January 10, 2012, 02:03:10 AM

Quote from: Dante on January 10, 2012, 01:41:32 AM
Granted, the peach soda falls out of the sky, hits you on the head, then sprays all over your lap.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted but you have so much sugar trying to stay awake that you gain 40 pounds

I wish I didn't have school today.

caseyyy · January 10, 2012, 02:12:36 AM

Granted, but all your teachers and classmates have been killed in a horrible accident.

I wish this room would clean itself.

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