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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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bballshorty

#880
April 19, 2012, 03:15:12 PM
Granted, a fire burned your hair and eyebrows off.
I wish I could dunk.
Day by day, in every way, I am getting better and better. And so are you!
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King Malachite

#881
April 19, 2012, 03:59:51 PM
Quote from: bballshorty on April 19, 2012, 03:15:12 PM
Granted, a fire burned your hair and eyebrows off.
I wish I could dunk.

Granted, you are now given the super ability to jump high but you lost both of your arms in an intense arm wrestling contest.

I wish I was able to transition.
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Sasamu

#882
April 24, 2012, 03:46:08 AM
Quote from: Malachite on April 19, 2012, 03:59:51 PM
Granted, you are now given the super ability to jump high but you lost both of your arms in an intense arm wrestling contest.

I wish I was able to transition.

Granted, but you transition to an ostrich instead of a male. 

I wish I had a six-pack.
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justmeinoz

#883
April 24, 2012, 04:27:36 AM
Granted.  You have a six-pack, pity it's a half dozen of KB Gold, the world's worst beer.

I wish I was already fluent in French.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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King Malachite

#884
April 24, 2012, 12:23:44 PM
Granted.  You are fluent in French but that languaged died 40 seconds ago so no one will speak it or understand it but you.

I wish I had a sour slushie from the gas station.
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Dante

#885
April 24, 2012, 09:52:06 PM
Granted, you have a sour slushie. That is, it's filled with soggy sour gummy worms.

I wish school was over for the year, and that I got straight A's.





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King Malachite

#886
April 24, 2012, 10:23:24 PM
Granted.  School is over for this year but next year they are extending the school period by another month.  You get straight A's but according to a new law an A is failing now.

I wish I had a cheesecake.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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King Malachite

#887
April 24, 2012, 10:59:29 PM
You didn't kill the fish.  It killed you.

I wish I had a soda.
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JayKyle

#888
April 24, 2012, 11:03:22 PM
Wish granted you get a soda, but it's only the carbonated water.

I wish I had a more masculine build.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#889
April 24, 2012, 11:06:01 PM
Granted.  You turn into a meathead losing 84 percent of your brain function.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom.
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JayKyle

#890
April 24, 2012, 11:08:36 PM
Wish granted, you use the restroom where you are.

I wish I had $100.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#891
April 24, 2012, 11:25:25 PM
Granted.  Howeven an unexpected bill came up that costs $100 exactly.

I wish I had more video games.
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JayKyle

#892
April 24, 2012, 11:30:00 PM
Wish granted, however your gaming systems were stolen and now you can't play the new games.

I wish I had wings.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#893
April 24, 2012, 11:36:34 PM
Granted.  You are given an extra hot bucket of half-eaten chicken wings.

I wish I found more money on the ground.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#894
April 24, 2012, 11:41:22 PM
Quote from: Malachite on April 24, 2012, 11:36:34 PM
Granted.  You are given an extra hot bucket of half-eaten chicken wings.

Thats just gross -.-

Wish granted, but you're arrested for "stealing money".

I wish I was reborn as a cat.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#895
April 25, 2012, 12:32:33 AM
Granted.  Too bad you got ran over by a truck when trying to cross the street though.

I wish I was a tapeworm waddling in a bucket of water....
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JayKyle

#896
April 25, 2012, 12:42:44 AM
o.O wish granted but after infecting someone you're killed off but medication

i wish i could shoot lazers out of my eyes
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#897
April 25, 2012, 12:46:07 AM
Granted.  You accidently zapped a mirror and the laser bounced back on to your forehead burning it to the core of your brain.

I wish I owned Gamestop.
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JayKyle

#898
April 25, 2012, 12:50:59 AM
wish granted but it tanks and you now owe the US goverment thousands of dollars (and theres an angry mob of gamers at your front door)

i wish i had a job
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#899
April 25, 2012, 01:10:12 AM
Granted.  You are overworked and tired as you work 108 hours a week.

I wish I had a McDonald's Ice Cream cone.
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