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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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Jasper

#900
April 25, 2012, 09:51:06 AM
Granted. But it's just the cone and there is no ice cream.

I wish I was no longer in debt.
~Jasper~
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JayKyle

#901
April 25, 2012, 10:31:19 AM
Wish granted, but you're also no longer alive.

I wish I could fly.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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Jasper

#902
April 25, 2012, 03:05:11 PM
Granted, but you have no control over it. You fly At random, especially in your sleep. And when you wake up, you fall from the sky. Ouch.

I wish I was good at baking.
~Jasper~
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ffern

#903
April 25, 2012, 03:26:26 PM
Granted, but only small children, and their mothers stare at you disapprovingly as you do.

I wish I was a lemon.
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#904
April 25, 2012, 03:38:00 PM
Granted.  However you are squeezed to death in the process of making lemonade

I wish I had pizza..
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ffern

#905
April 25, 2012, 03:47:45 PM
Granted. and its authentic italian! from Pompei! Maybe it is a tad fossilised.

I wish potatoes were extinct
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#906
April 25, 2012, 03:58:39 PM
Granted.  A meteor hit the Earth so EVERYTHING is extinct now.

I wish I had a peach soda
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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King Malachite

#907
April 25, 2012, 09:41:23 PM
Darn and those sodas look tasty too. 

Wish granted.  Every cat on Earth now sees you as a scratching post now....

I wish I was handsome
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Sasamu

#908
April 25, 2012, 09:53:36 PM
Granted but you're only handsome in the eyes of old women.

I wish my voice was deeper.
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King Malachite

#909
April 25, 2012, 10:22:07 PM
Granted.  Your voice is so deep that no one can understand you.

I wish I would have changed my ad on Craigslist earlier.
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JayKyle

#910
April 26, 2012, 01:23:11 PM
Granted, but no one cares about your ad (sorry dude)

I wish I had some motivation.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#911
April 26, 2012, 01:49:03 PM
Granted.  You have so much motivation but you forgot what you wanted to be motivated for.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#912
April 26, 2012, 01:51:27 PM
Granted. You no longer tired but you can't think straight either.

I wish I had a PS3
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#913
April 26, 2012, 09:40:19 PM
Granted.  Sadly your PS3 gets the YLOD upon playing it.

I wish I could skateboard.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#914
April 26, 2012, 09:55:57 PM
Granted. However skateboards ceased to exist yesterday.

I wish I had another cat.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#915
April 26, 2012, 10:05:40 PM
Granted.  This cat hates you though.

I wish I only had a taste for healthy foods.
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JayKyle

#916
April 26, 2012, 11:22:31 PM
Granted except you have to deal with this outrageous smelling B.O. now

I wish I had my own air plane
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#917
April 26, 2012, 11:26:07 PM
Graned.  You now own a paper air plane that has been stepped on.

I wish I could drive.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

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JayKyle

#918
April 26, 2012, 11:28:01 PM
Quote from: Malachite on April 26, 2012, 11:26:07 PM
Graned.  You now own a paper air plane that has been stepped on.

T^T why'd you step on it!

Granted but driving is pointless since we now use teleportation to transport ourselves to and from our destinations.

I wish I could lick the moon.
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#919
April 26, 2012, 11:39:19 PM
Quote from: JayKyle on April 26, 2012, 11:28:01 PM
T^T why'd you step on it!

Granted but driving is pointless since we now use teleportation to transport ourselves to and from our destinations.

I wish I could lick the moon.

Granted.  You can lick the moon but you get a parasite from doing so.  (Totally ironic wish after what I wrote in the next person to post game.  I didn't see it coming lol.)

I wish I never had to blow my nose again.
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