Corrupt-A-Wish

Jasper · April 25, 2012, 09:51:06 AM

Granted. But it's just the cone and there is no ice cream.

I wish I was no longer in debt.

JayKyle · April 25, 2012, 10:31:19 AM

Wish granted, but you're also no longer alive.

I wish I could fly.

Jasper · April 25, 2012, 03:05:11 PM

Granted, but you have no control over it. You fly At random, especially in your sleep. And when you wake up, you fall from the sky. Ouch.

I wish I was good at baking.

ffern · April 25, 2012, 03:26:26 PM

Granted, but only small children, and their mothers stare at you disapprovingly as you do.

I wish I was a lemon.

King Malachite · April 25, 2012, 03:38:00 PM

Granted. However you are squeezed to death in the process of making lemonade

I wish I had pizza..

ffern · April 25, 2012, 03:47:45 PM

Granted. and its authentic italian! from Pompei! Maybe it is a tad fossilised.

I wish potatoes were extinct

King Malachite · April 25, 2012, 03:58:39 PM

Granted. A meteor hit the Earth so EVERYTHING is extinct now.

I wish I had a peach soda

King Malachite · April 25, 2012, 09:41:23 PM

Darn and those sodas look tasty too.

Wish granted. Every cat on Earth now sees you as a scratching post now....

I wish I was handsome

Sasamu · April 25, 2012, 09:53:36 PM

Granted but you're only handsome in the eyes of old women.

I wish my voice was deeper.

King Malachite · April 25, 2012, 10:22:07 PM

Granted. Your voice is so deep that no one can understand you.

I wish I would have changed my ad on Craigslist earlier.

JayKyle · April 26, 2012, 01:23:11 PM

Granted, but no one cares about your ad (sorry dude)

I wish I had some motivation.

King Malachite · April 26, 2012, 01:49:03 PM

Granted. You have so much motivation but you forgot what you wanted to be motivated for.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

JayKyle · April 26, 2012, 01:51:27 PM

Granted. You no longer tired but you can't think straight either.

I wish I had a PS3

King Malachite · April 26, 2012, 09:40:19 PM

Granted. Sadly your PS3 gets the YLOD upon playing it.

I wish I could skateboard.

JayKyle · April 26, 2012, 09:55:57 PM

Granted. However skateboards ceased to exist yesterday.

I wish I had another cat.

King Malachite · April 26, 2012, 10:05:40 PM

Granted. This cat hates you though.

I wish I only had a taste for healthy foods.

JayKyle · April 26, 2012, 11:22:31 PM

Granted except you have to deal with this outrageous smelling B.O. now

I wish I had my own air plane

King Malachite · April 26, 2012, 11:26:07 PM

Graned. You now own a paper air plane that has been stepped on.

I wish I could drive.

JayKyle · April 26, 2012, 11:28:01 PM

Quote from: Malachite on April 26, 2012, 11:26:07 PM
Graned. You now own a paper air plane that has been stepped on.

T^T why'd you step on it!

Granted but driving is pointless since we now use teleportation to transport ourselves to and from our destinations.

I wish I could lick the moon.

King Malachite · April 26, 2012, 11:39:19 PM

Quote from: JayKyle on April 26, 2012, 11:28:01 PM
T^T why'd you step on it!

Granted but driving is pointless since we now use teleportation to transport ourselves to and from our destinations.

I wish I could lick the moon.

Granted. You can lick the moon but you get a parasite from doing so. (Totally ironic wish after what I wrote in the next person to post game. I didn't see it coming lol.)

I wish I never had to blow my nose again.

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