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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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JayKyle

#1100
May 13, 2012, 08:57:11 PM
Granted but it also snores and has really bad gas

I wish I had some Arizona Green Tea
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1101
May 14, 2012, 12:06:26 AM
Granted but it's been drank out of already.

I wish I could see a gender therapist who will write my letters of reccomendation.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1102
May 14, 2012, 01:31:25 PM
Granted but no one will accept them

I wish my BMI was lower
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1103
May 14, 2012, 04:54:25 PM
Granted but your blood pressure increases.

I wish I could fly.
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ffern

#1104
May 14, 2012, 05:12:39 PM
granted, but you are falsely imprisoned  in a small cell by M.I.8.

I wish i could move out
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1105
May 14, 2012, 05:13:56 PM
Granted.  The only place you can move to though is the swamp now.

I wish I had two dollars.
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Constance

#1106
May 14, 2012, 05:21:37 PM
Quote from: Malachite on May 14, 2012, 05:13:56 PM
I wish I had two dollars.
Granted: it's Monopoly money.

I wish tattoos didn't hurt.
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King Malachite

#1107
May 14, 2012, 05:29:36 PM
Granted.  Your tattoos now come off at the touch of water.

I wish I had more energy.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Constance

#1108
May 14, 2012, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Malachite on May 14, 2012, 05:29:36 PM
I wish I had more energy.
Grated: you've been overdosed with gamma ray energy and now you look like the Hulk.

I wish I had a bowl of wonton soup.
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King Malachite

#1109
May 14, 2012, 05:46:39 PM
Granted.  It's frozen so bad that it tastes like freezer fur.

I wish my mom would leave me alone.
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ffern

#1110
May 14, 2012, 06:00:59 PM
granted, but now every one else is bugging you

i wish it were  raining
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1111
May 14, 2012, 11:01:04 PM
Granted.  It's raining used tampons.

I wish my teeth were healthy.
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JayKyle

#1112
May 15, 2012, 09:48:23 AM
Granted but they're plastic and you have to take them out at night

I wish I had a rocket launcher
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1113
May 15, 2012, 11:13:52 AM
Granted but it's a replica and doesn't do anything.

I wish the end of the world happened soon.
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JayKyle

#1114
May 15, 2012, 03:40:04 PM
Granted but the apocalypse is 17 years of congress debating what to do with a stuffed rabbit

I wish I had a motorcycle
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1115
May 16, 2012, 12:24:08 AM
Granted.  You are given a a motorcycle with no wheels or engine.

I wish my eyesight was perfect.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1116
May 16, 2012, 08:09:34 AM
Granted but to do so they have to be removed and someone decides to keep them for themselves

I wish the moon was a smiley face
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1117
May 16, 2012, 10:42:02 AM
Granted but it drools spit right on top of your head from a continuous smile.

I wish I could visit space.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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JayKyle

#1118
May 16, 2012, 12:42:56 PM
Granted but your stuck in a space shuttle with a bunch of chimps hyped up on Rockstars

I wish I lived in California
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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ffern

#1119
May 16, 2012, 01:18:28 PM
granted, you live in california, wyoming - population 364(+1)

I wish I had more noodles
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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