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King Malachite

#1120
May 16, 2012, 03:51:10 PM
Granted but they are made of worms.

I wish I had a job.
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JayKyle

#1121
May 16, 2012, 07:07:47 PM
Granted its to stare at the wall without blinking for 8 hours straight and you only get a penny an hour

I wish i could go skydiving with a fully functionable parachute
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1122
May 16, 2012, 10:29:32 PM
Quote from: JayKyle on May 16, 2012, 07:07:47 PM
Granted its to stare at the wall without blinking for 8 hours straight and you only get a penny an hour

I wish i could go skydiving with a fully functionable parachute

Granted but you land in the ocean.

I wish my hair was shorter.
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JayKyle

#1123
May 16, 2012, 10:47:05 PM
Granted but now your bald and have red itches sploches all over your head

I wish society wasn't so rigidly structred
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1124
May 16, 2012, 11:06:34 PM
Granted but that happens in a 1,000 years so you won't be able to witness it.

I wish that Red Lobster hired me for the job.
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Dante

#1125
May 17, 2012, 12:46:58 AM
Granted. You are hired as a dancing lobster.

I wish the program I need to use to finish my project on time would quit being a bitch to me. >.>





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King Malachite

#1126
May 17, 2012, 12:51:24 AM
Omg that would be so cool!

Granted but now you have to do another project  that requires 7 different programs that you have to buy.

I wish I had Chinese Food
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Dante

#1127
May 17, 2012, 12:53:29 AM
(Remember Judge Trudy on The Amanda Show? :P)

Granted. It's your absolute favorite dish, but after your first bite, you realize there are worms in it.

I wish it was the weekend already.





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King Malachite

#1128
May 17, 2012, 12:57:20 AM
Oh yes I remember that show!  :D

Granted but now there are 40 hours in a day so your weekdays are longer.

I wish I had a peach soda.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Constance

#1129
May 17, 2012, 10:13:58 AM
Quote from: Malachite on May 17, 2012, 12:57:20 AM
I wish I had a peach soda.
Granted, but you're so excited to have said soda you spill it on your shoes.

I wish my nails were perfect.
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King Malachite

#1130
May 17, 2012, 10:22:20 AM
Granted.  You have brand new nails from Ace Hardware that are perfect for fixing up things.

I wish I was richest person in the world.
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JayKyle

#1131
May 17, 2012, 12:13:04 PM
Granted but its also the zombie apocalypse and all you have is all that cash to beat off that brain hungry mob!

I wish I lived by myself
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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ffern

#1132
May 17, 2012, 03:06:55 PM
Granted, but the penguins want you out as your driving down the prices in the antarctic neighbourhood by using centre heating and making it too warm, so they have graffitied your house with xenophobic slurs. And there are no shops and the penguins wont share their food.

I wish I was lemon flavoured
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1133
May 17, 2012, 05:45:54 PM
Granted.  You smell like a lemon that a cat has pooped on.

I wish I know how to put on a tie.
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ffern

#1134
May 17, 2012, 06:46:52 PM
Granted, but its eaten by the rabbits you used.

I wish Tenacious D tickets were cheaper
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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JayKyle

#1135
May 17, 2012, 07:06:55 PM
Granted but their also fake...

I wish my cat would stop eating fake houseplants
Being me is the way it should be.
God made me this way so get used to it XD
Black is a freaking rainbow >.<
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King Malachite

#1136
May 17, 2012, 11:37:52 PM
Granted but your cat starts snatching food off your dinner plate.

I wish my leg didn't itch.
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LoveInMyEyes

#1137
May 18, 2012, 12:36:41 AM
Granted, your legs don't itch. Because you no longer have any!

I wish I were a drummer in a band.
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King Malachite

#1138
May 18, 2012, 12:59:32 AM
Granted but the band gets rid of you after the first week.

I wish I had some Pepto Bismol.
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ffern

#1139
May 18, 2012, 05:54:18 AM
Granted, but you accidentally drink coke with it and turn into a human mentoes experiment

I wish I had green eyes.
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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