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Started by Osiris, October 05, 2010, 04:43:37 PM

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King Malachite

#1140
May 18, 2012, 06:14:18 AM
Granted but you're the last person alive so no one gets to see them.

I wish more jobs let you fill out applications online.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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LoveInMyEyes

#1141
May 18, 2012, 12:59:39 PM
Granted, but none of the employers read them.

I wish I had a computer without a bad power cord.
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Demiguy

#1142
May 18, 2012, 01:19:07 PM
Granted. But then you would only see the blue screen of death.

I wish I had an apartment.
Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others. – Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it anyway. Just do what you know in your heart is right.
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King Malachite

#1143
May 18, 2012, 04:11:19 PM
granted but it has no roof

I wish my eyesight wasn't failing.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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ffern

#1144
May 19, 2012, 09:50:32 AM
Granted, but a pirate superglues two eyepatches to your eyes.

I wish for Benedict Cumberbatch
<3
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1145
May 19, 2012, 10:04:17 PM
Granted but you only get him 2000 years from now when he is just bones.

I wish the room would stop spinning.
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ffern

#1146
May 20, 2012, 10:31:34 AM
( >.> well i do like a good bone )

Granted, but the room is now a bouncy castle

I wish I had more shelves for my books.
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1147
May 20, 2012, 08:34:59 PM
 ;)

Granted but the shelves are so big you can't fit them through your place.

I wish I had a peach.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Constance

#1148
May 20, 2012, 08:39:17 PM
Quote from: Malachite on May 20, 2012, 08:34:59 PM
I wish I had a peach.
Granted, but Bowser comes along and takes it to another castle.

I wish I had a mocha.
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King Malachite

#1149
May 20, 2012, 09:08:07 PM
Granted but it spills in your lap.

I wish our toilet was fixed.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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ffern

#1150
May 21, 2012, 08:11:15 AM
Granted, but it is fixed in reverse

I wish i owned a waterstones
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1151
May 21, 2012, 09:12:04 AM
Granted but no one buys from it so you have to shut it down.


I wish I was over 6 feet tall.
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ffern

#1152
May 22, 2012, 03:16:09 PM
Granted, you are a Yeti.

I wish it wasnt so hot
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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King Malachite

#1153
May 22, 2012, 05:47:56 PM
Granted.  Now you are an ugly person.

I wish I wasn't as hungry.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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ffern

#1154
May 23, 2012, 02:18:08 PM
Granted, full frontal lobotomy, now you don't feel  anthing. Including hunger ^^^

I wish i was more punctual
"I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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PrincessKnight

#1155
June 04, 2012, 10:27:06 PM
You are so puntcual that you arrive at work just in time for it to be hit by a meteorite. A minute late, and you'd have been spared a squishin'.

I wishI had more soda.
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King Malachite

#1156
June 04, 2012, 11:19:57 PM
Granted but it's flat with chewed bubble gum in it.

I wish my tooth wasn't broken.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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PrincessKnight

#1157
June 06, 2012, 01:27:32 AM
Granted. It's in perfect condition, except it's not in your mouth anymore.

I wish I had a rapier.
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justmeinoz

#1158
June 06, 2012, 06:35:48 AM
Granted. Unfortunately your opponent has a sub-machinegun.

I wish I had a nice bottle of wine.
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Kelly J. P.

#1159
June 06, 2012, 06:39:20 AM
 Granted. Unfortunately, the bottle of wine comes with a date from a gross >-bleeped-<->-bleeped-<.

I wish I had C-sized naturally-grown boobs.
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