Corrupt-A-Wish

[justmeinoz]

Granted.  You can now model for a new painting of "Madonna with the Three Boobies",
as in " 'allo, 'allo".

I wish I had size D naturally grown boobs.

[Kelly J. P.]

 Granted. The dark, coarse, naturally-grown hair on them is "D-sized" too.

I wish for more wishes.

[King Malachite]

Granted but you can only wish for melted ice cream.

I wish we had two bathrooms in the house.

[Your Humble Savant]

Granted. They're both permanently clogged and/or leaky.

I wish the rest of my schooling was paid for.

[King Malachite]

Granted but you can't find any job in you field of study now.

I wish I was a worm living inside of a tree.

[PrincessKnight]

Your very odd request is granted- you are a worm living inside a tree. But the tree is getting cut down, and there's a lot of hungry-looking birds out there... Have fun! ^_^

I wish I had a 3DS!

[King Malachite]

Granted.  You are now the owner of a 3DS that has been dipped in toilet water and ran over by a truck.

I wish I could lose weight in my sleep.

[LordKAT]

Granted but only lose muscle mass for weight loss.


I wish I could afford bottom surgery.

[King Malachite]

Granted but all of the bottom surgery surgeons in the world retire so it doesn't make a difference.

I wish I was a tapeworm melting in acid.

[Kelly J. P.]

 Granted! Unfortunately, it's a very weak acid, so your death is going to last for a verrrry long time!

I wish for money.

[King Malachite]

Granted.  You now have all the money you desire but everything has went to a bartering system so it's no good.

I wish I was a cheesecake ready to be eaten at a fancy restaurant.

[PrincessKnight]

Granted. Unfortunately, an incompetent waiter sets you down in a chair for a moment, and you are sat on.

I wish my hair didn't grow so quickly.

[King Malachite]

Granted.  It doesn't grow at all now.

I wish I was a movie star.

[PrincessKnight]

Granted. Pohotographers are now photographing you as you sleep, and news that you still sleep with a teddy bear nearly ruin your career.

I wish I had my teddy bear right now... T_T

[Your Humble Savant]

Granted. It eats your soul with extra mustard.

I wish for uncorruptible wishes 

[King Malachite]

Granted.  You now have a coupon for uncorruptible wishes.  It expired yesterday though. 

I wish my root canal healed up completely

[PrincessKnight]

Granted, but now it needs to be re-opened, 'cause the dentist left a scalpet... in your tooth... somehow.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

[King Malachite]

Granted.  You have more time to sleep however you sleep so much now that you missed out on life.

I wish I had baked cookies.

[Jumpingcats]

Granted but they are made out of sand and have turned into glass after getting baked.

I wish I owned a car.

[King Malachite]

Granted but it's a toy car with no wheels.

I wish the buses ran at night.