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justmeinoz

#1160
June 06, 2012, 06:42:56 AM
Granted.  You can now model for a new painting of "Madonna with the Three Boobies",
as in " 'allo, 'allo".

I wish I had size D naturally grown boobs.

"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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Kelly J. P.

#1161
June 06, 2012, 06:45:43 AM
 Granted. The dark, coarse, naturally-grown hair on them is "D-sized" too.

I wish for more wishes.
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King Malachite

#1162
June 06, 2012, 08:50:27 AM
Granted but you can only wish for melted ice cream.

I wish we had two bathrooms in the house.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Your Humble Savant

#1163
June 06, 2012, 11:22:34 AM
Granted. They're both permanently clogged and/or leaky.

I wish the rest of my schooling was paid for.
Music = Life
This is not up for debate  :icon_headfones:
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King Malachite

#1164
June 06, 2012, 12:33:23 PM
Granted but you can't find any job in you field of study now.

I wish I was a worm living inside of a tree.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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PrincessKnight

#1165
June 07, 2012, 12:35:42 AM
Your very odd request is granted- you are a worm living inside a tree. But the tree is getting cut down, and there's a lot of hungry-looking birds out there... Have fun! ^_^

I wish I had a 3DS!
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King Malachite

#1166
June 07, 2012, 12:42:29 AM
Granted.  You are now the owner of a 3DS that has been dipped in toilet water and ran over by a truck.

I wish I could lose weight in my sleep.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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LordKAT

#1167
June 07, 2012, 12:56:31 AM
Granted but only lose muscle mass for weight loss.


I wish I could afford bottom surgery.
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King Malachite

#1168
June 07, 2012, 01:02:00 AM
Granted but all of the bottom surgery surgeons in the world retire so it doesn't make a difference.

I wish I was a tapeworm melting in acid.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Kelly J. P.

#1169
June 08, 2012, 12:21:17 AM
 Granted! Unfortunately, it's a very weak acid, so your death is going to last for a verrrry long time!

I wish for money.
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King Malachite

#1170
June 08, 2012, 12:25:49 AM
Granted.  You now have all the money you desire but everything has went to a bartering system so it's no good.

I wish I was a cheesecake ready to be eaten at a fancy restaurant.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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PrincessKnight

#1171
June 08, 2012, 01:15:15 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, an incompetent waiter sets you down in a chair for a moment, and you are sat on.

I wish my hair didn't grow so quickly.
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King Malachite

#1172
June 08, 2012, 01:21:59 AM
Granted.  It doesn't grow at all now.

I wish I was a movie star.
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"Sometimes you have to go through outer hell to get to inner heaven."

"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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PrincessKnight

#1173
June 10, 2012, 03:27:54 AM
Granted. Pohotographers are now photographing you as you sleep, and news that you still sleep with a teddy bear nearly ruin your career.

I wish I had my teddy bear right now... T_T
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Your Humble Savant

#1174
June 11, 2012, 05:11:26 PM
Granted. It eats your soul with extra mustard.

I wish for uncorruptible wishes  >:-)
Music = Life
This is not up for debate  :icon_headfones:
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King Malachite

#1175
June 11, 2012, 05:19:13 PM
Granted.  You now have a coupon for uncorruptible wishes.  It expired yesterday though. 

I wish my root canal healed up completely
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PrincessKnight

#1176
June 12, 2012, 02:46:45 AM
Granted, but now it needs to be re-opened, 'cause the dentist left a scalpet... in your tooth... somehow.

I wish I had more time to sleep.
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King Malachite

#1177
June 12, 2012, 02:53:58 AM
Granted.  You have more time to sleep however you sleep so much now that you missed out on life.

I wish I had baked cookies.
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"Anomalies can make the best revolutionaries."
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Jumpingcats

#1178
June 12, 2012, 05:40:33 AM
Granted but they are made out of sand and have turned into glass after getting baked.

I wish I owned a car.
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King Malachite

#1179
June 12, 2012, 01:21:39 PM
Granted but it's a toy car with no wheels.

I wish the buses ran at night.
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