You know you think like a guy when ...

[Sly]

I don't get it, what's so great about chocolate?

[HarryP]

Well I'm very tidy, so definitely can't agree with the comments on cleaning! But...

"yeah, I know I said I'd cook you tea later babes, but the England game's on and..."
"think I might buy a drill today, there's sure to be something that needs 'fixing' soon."

(female housemate) "ohh, there's nothing on TV..."
(me) "yeah there is, there's stuff with policemen beating people up and car chases!"

[rexgsd]

sitting in the car at a red light. a nice old muscle car/big diesel truck with stacks goes by. O - O -drooooooooooool- ....huh, oh damn the light turned green 30 seconds ago! VROOOM! (possibly onto part 2. where you go off track to follow the car and get a better look at it, lol)

[Octavianus]

When it takes you only 15 minutes to buy a pair of jeans at the mall.

[Elijah3291]

i gotta sh*t.... oh wait its just gas.

[Samson99]

-When you go with your chick friends to the mall to shop with them, and you turn into their coat rack.
-When you don't know how to comfort someone, and you just pat them on the back and they respond "you're so insensitive!"
-When playing Modern Warfare for five minutes turns into five hours.

[Elijah3291]

i can so relate to the pat on the back thing

[Lex]

-When logic can override emotion

-Upon hearing "That's gross!" you immediately and voluntarily look to see whatever the "gross" thing is.

-When, after hearing a noise in another room, you instinctively grab the knife from your back pocket and quietly head toward the room while thinking 'Ohh yeah! Time to kick some a**".

-When someone complains about a wound they've acquired, you respond with "that's not so bad" and rattle off on some tangent about a much worse incident you've been in and, if applicable, start showing gnarly scars (whether they're from the incident you're describing or not) as proof.
(i.e. "Yeah? I've been through worse! There was this one time I fought a three-headed dragon bare-handed while I was backpacking through Iceland.. I made it out of there alive with just one scratch!" *Proceeds to lift up shirt revealing a huge scar across the lower abdomen from an appendectomy 3 years ago* 

[insanitylives]

I don't get it, what's so great about chocolate?

OMG, DIE.
Chocolate = god, regardless of gender.

[DRAIN]

some that i have personally done:

-giant carabiner hook? YES I NEED THAT
-boss: sweep over there, the stock guy missed something. you'll see it, it needs a woman's eye. me: *sees nothing to be swept* >_>
-BELT SANDER. I NEED THAT.
-i wonder if i have enough time to get off before...
-i wonder if anyone can see me if i (pee/jerk off/scratch my ass/fart) here
-I COULD TAKE YOU (i say this to way too many people jokingly. probably going to need to stop that >>)
-mmm. swords.
-2 girls one cup/mr hands/any other freaky internet thing: yeah i saw it. but lemme tell you about this friend of a friend....
-OMG THAT SMELLS GROSS.........here smell it
-thinking "if i end up homeless, i'm going to go les stroud on this city"

[Osiris]

The ones I experience most are:

See a hole and start contemplating putting a certain body part in it.
See a new power tool and immediately must have it no matter what it does.

[rexgsd]

oh wait, almost forgot this one.

if there is at least 2 guys looking at/under the open hood of a car, by rule you must go over and join the crowd and stare at the engine, even if its a piece of crap. though once the crowd starts getting too big, i.e. not everyone can fit around the front of the car at this point, then half the group breaks off to go look at another car/truck.

[Sharky]

-When you go with your chick friends to the mall to shop with them, and you turn into their coat rack.
-When you don't know how to comfort someone, and you just pat them on the back and they respond "you're so insensitive!"
-When playing Modern Warfare for five minutes turns into five hours.

You know whats bad, I could see myself running through Estate last night when I closed my eyes. I was jumping off the the white steps across from the front of the house and I got vertigo, I don't even get that when I'm playing.

Sometimes, if I have been playing a lot and I see a plane In real life, my first thought will be: Harrier!

[JuniorGreen73]

You are in a group of women "hearing" them talk but not understanding a word they are saying...and then wondering when they are going to shut up.

[James42]

You are in a group of women "hearing" them talk but not understanding a word they are saying...and then wondering when they are going to shut up.

Lol whenever I was around a group of girls talking, I always felt like I was listening to like girl codes that I shouldn't be hearing, like infiltrating

[Kentrie]

random things like these pass through your mind on any given day ...

1. I wonder what would happen if I (insert dumb thing here)?
2. This is still probably clean ...
3. That was awesome! Like that one part in that one movie when ...
4.  If I were in a zombie apocalypse I'd definitely want a flame thrower ... no wait ... a chainsaw!
5. I can't wait to get home so I can jerk off.
6. Pizza!

Add yours and have fun!

I do all 6 of those.

[Kentrie]

1. When I walk past something with a hole in it, I say "I want to f*** that"
2. I'm watching Titanic and a almost all the girls start crying and I'm like "Wtf?"
3. I love to jack off. I think of creative ways to do it and pick the craziest place to do it.
4. I love setting things on fire.
5. Violent video games blow my mind
6. I like to compare body hair length.
7. I love movies where guts are flying and their is a lot of shooting.

[Octavianus]

This gem came to mind 

1. When I walk past something with a hole in it, I say "I want to f*** that"

Then never go to Rome and stick it in here:

It will bite if you tell a lie.

[Shang]

i gotta sh*t.... oh wait its just gas.

I think I just died of laughter. XD

[Shang]

yea lol, he picked me up and slammed me down on the floor, but it was still fun.

XD It's always fun!  I wrestle my dad all the time (when I had friends, I'd wrestle them) and he'd just pick me up and drop me like there was no tomorrow. XD  Though I'd get him if I went limp and collapsed and "surprised" him. XD

I thought of another thought:

".... I'll do it later."
*an hour later* "Why haven't you done it?"
"Umm....the game was on..."
"So...are you going to do it now?"
"Later.  This other game is on."
"You don't even like that team."