You know you think like a guy when ...

[Octavianus]

... I'm so happy I finished the coffee before I read this or it would have come shooting out my nose!

Maybe you might want to think about the fact that in contrary to most Disney sequels, Belle and Adam do not have offspring in their 2 sequels.
Poor Belle, it must feel like doing it with King Kong.

[insideontheoutside]

I do have to say, I did NOT get the "must watch sports" gene - and do know a bunch of bio guys who also did not get it

I also wonder what's so damn good about chocolate though ...

[Devyn]

i do the "this is still clean i just put it on 3 days ago and i worked all 3 days so i didn't wear it most of the day." i wear it til it smells horrible before i put it in the hamper.

I'm at a complete loss when anyone gets emotional. i just want to run out of the room.

i don't understand and don't care what a group of women are saying. i join the other guys at work who all walk away. one time a guy i usually hang out with there was like "they're all talking about childbirth." me: makes disqusted face "eeekkhhhh."

"eh I'm too tired to get up early enough to shower today." sprays on a whole bunch of body spray hahaha
"why clean my room it's just going to get dirty again."

This is me completely.

[A]

I do have to say, I did NOT get the "must watch sports" gene - and do know a bunch of bio guys who also did not get it

I also wonder what's so damn good about chocolate though ...

And many women got it. But it's still considered a stereotypically male characteristic.

[some ftm guy]

@Devyn - hazah! people read my posts! lol i knew a lot of people did it just kind of bugs me a little when ya start a topic and you have a hundred or so reads and only like 5 replies. it's like...well...o.k i got enough to say i was helped i guess, better than zero replies. 
how bout:
oh my god that is the worst smell ever! come here and smell this!
heh heh points and laughs at shirt "that shirt says Dickies on it."
looks in fridge, it's all fruit and veggies, "eh there's nothing to eat in here."
belching is a huge accomplishment because i can't burp that often either 
woman: which do you like on me more the white or the black dress?
me: silent for 30 seconds "uh....both?"

[LordKAT]

woman: which do you like on me more the white or the black dress?
me: silent for 30 seconds "uh....both?"

..but thinks neither is good too.

[Robert F.]

When your friend tells you his ex-girlfriend is a cop and you immediately think "handcuffs".

[jacob.ayden.averi]

"Psh, instructions are for cheaters!"

"Cute girl, cute girl, cute girl...sex...food...cute girl."

"Axe is the same thing as a shower!"

"Is this clean?" *takes a cautious sniff* "Eugh, no!" *throws back onto floor*

[utouto]

• No, really, I know what I'm doing with these computer parts, I don't need a proffesio~ *zapped*

And that's why you wear a bunny suit 

[Teknoir]

And that's why you wear a bunny suit 

No need outside a fabrication clean room.

Regarding installing parts and static electricity - real men touch the case. Sometimes. We don't do antistatic wrist straps .

Also...

• Smelling clothes to figure out if they are clean
• NEEDING to smell clothes to figure out if they are clean
• Your car has 3 pedals (Sorry, most of America )
• When buying a car, you factor in if you're likely to get laid driving it
• You enjoy a male dominated workplace
• You laugh at poo jokes, and farting is an endless source of amusement
• You won't admit to enjoying shopping, but a "trip" to the auto parts / electronics / porn / tools / tobacco store is a good way to spend an afternoon (It's not shopping!)
• You like to smoke outside in certain places, because the "viewing is better"
• You and your coworkers have a legitimate sounding term for said act of "viewing" (we call it "conducting a safety assessment" )
• You're always on the lookout for something nice to "view" - regardless of your location
• Women talk too much
• Feelings? What's that got to do with anything?
• You factor in "alone time" when it comes to choosing what time you'll go to bed
• Cheese, crackers , jerky and a beer is a suitable meal
• Last nights leftover vindaloo is a suitable breakfast food
• Most of your waking thoughts revolve around sex, food, and work

[justmeinoz]

You keep the important things clean, neat and tidy-
the tools in your shed/garage are all free of rust, lightly oiled and in their proper order and place.  You'll wash your hands after you finish this beer.

You have an idea of priorities-
Last years suit is perfectly satisfactory, but your vehicle really does need a new high lift cam-shaft and ignition upgrade chip.

[Cindy]

When we are being nasty to guys and they don't know it.
Cindy

[A]

• Your car has 3 pedals (Sorry, most of America )

Hey, my car has 3 pedals !

...Gas, brake and trunk open.

[Miniar]

I've always preferred driving a stick, so has mum but her car has 5 pedals (two on the right, cause she's a driving instructor!).

[Shang]

Hey, my car has 3 pedals !

...Gas, brake and trunk open.

XD  Replace "trunk open" with gas-tube-thing opener, the thing that opens so you can put gas in your car, and you've got my car.  XD I can't drive stick, sadly. 

[A]

I can't drive manual cars either.

(And I can't drive automatic cars without being a public danger [the examinator was a terrorist, I'm sure] ; that's why I let my sister use it most of the time)

[some ftm guy]

when you can kill countless amounts of insects no matter how big with your own hand, just watching...watching...slowly sneak up on....SQUISHED with my fist! while a whole bunch of girls scream eeeeeww! then you laugh

[Shang]

when you can kill countless amounts of insects no matter how big with your own hand, just watching...watching...slowly sneak up on....SQUISHED with my fist! while a whole bunch of girls scream eeeeeww! then you laugh

XD I'd scream "ew", too. lol.

....when electric fly swatters are the way to go because they snap, crackle, and pop and even sometimes cause miniature fires.

[some ftm guy]

electric fly swatters?! tiny bug explosions?! awesome! probably better to spend the money on ftm supplies or T lol

[A]

When you envisage just mixing your whole meal, including the dessert, in the same plate, thinking it all ends up together anyway.