Step one: two slices of wheat bread toasted with butter.
Step two: Peanut butter mixed with syrup on slice A, with jelly on top of it.
Step three: Two thin slices of deli turkey on slice A.
Step four: Alternate between two pieces of turkey, once piece of cheese, and bacon as needed.
Step five: Alternative between mayonnaise and mustard between the turkey and cheese.
Step six: Place slice B on top of slice A.
EAT. WORSHIP.
Note: Arby's sauce does not mix well with grape jelly, and so was left out.