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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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dalebert


Devlyn

Quote from: dalebert on March 14, 2013, 12:11:33 PM
This pic comes with a joke.

An Alabama dad who had been homeschooling his kids decided he would give public school a fair shake and sent his youngest son. At the end of the day, he asked his son what he'd learnt that day.

"Dad, I learned about pi r squared."

"I knew it! That school ain't worth a crap. Son, pie are round. Cornbread are square."



This one is fake, he would have said "I knowed it!"
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dalebert


dalebert

I'm excessively Caucasian myself. I get skin cancer from a Florida postcard.


dalebert


Beth Andrea

...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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Ms. OBrien CVT

Five Cats & the Fonts They Represent


  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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kelly_aus

What do you call an Irish lesbian?

Gaelic..
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Ms. OBrien CVT

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old Doberman thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep trouble now!"   Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old Doberman exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.  "Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old Doberman nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.  The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the  beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.  The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old Doberman sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but  instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old Doberman says

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

 
Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs ... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!  Such brilliance only comes with age and experience.

  
It does not take courage or bravery to change your gender.  It takes fear of living one more day in the wrong one.~me
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After all, they say revenge is a dish best served cold. -George Takei


kelly_aus

Does George know you repost all his jokes?

It's OK to be Takei..
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dalebert

Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on March 20, 2013, 02:34:53 AM
Does George know you repost all his jokes?

It's OK to be Takei..

Oh, he's just reposting them himself, but I do make a point to give him credit whenever I quote one of his wonderful puns. :)

Anna++

Sometimes I blog things

Of course I'm sane.  When trees start talking to me, I don't talk back.



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